field trip pt. 1

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"shit." yoongi curses.

"what happened?" jhope asks. yoongi lifts his phone with a blank face, screen producing 

 yoongi lifts his phone with a blank face, screen producing 

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"i wanna die." yoongi turns around in his seat and the bus continued to rock and bounce the kids on it up and down. 

"hey tae, where are we going?" jhope asks.  taehyung's smile stretches wide on his face.

"we're going to the aRT MUSEUM!" he shoots his hands up and excitement. 

"why not somewhere else? like the zoo or something..." 

"are you serious? you'd wanna see animals other than art through the ages?" 

"yes. but anything other than the snakes..." jhope shivers and looks up to the sky. "i-i hate snakeu." 

"what's up with him?" seokjin asks

"i think i triggered some serious ptsd..." tae turns to seokjin, nervously. 

"he'll be fine, he does this all the time. anyway, you excited for the-" 

"BEYOND EXCITED!" seokjin jumps in his seat. 

"you're excited to see painted canvases? just look at me." seokjin smiles and flips his invisible hair. 

"you're no piece of art, you're a whole snaccccck." namjoon butts in. the whole bus stares at him. 

"gross dude." jungkook responds. "lets go play football with pros instead of going to some stupid art museum." 

"i prefer an escape room." jimin smiles. 

"no! we're going to an art museum and THAT'S THAT." tae pouts. 

"that dipshit is pretty passionate about this trip." yoongi laughs. 

"WE'RE HERE!" tae sprints down the isle of the bus to be first in line. 

"wow, he really is." namjoon replies, shocked.

"okay class. i've put you all in groups of seven, to stay together. group one; bobby, B.I, chan-woo, jun-hoe, jin-hwan, donghyuk, and yunhyeong." the seven boys cheer simultaneously. 

"next group, namjoon, seokjin, yoongi, hoseok, taehyung, jimin, and jungkook." 

"may i switch?" yoongi raises his hand.

"no." 

"fuck."  

"let's go guys!" tae happily skips into the building. "ooo LOOK AT THIS!" he calls, staring at a naked statue. yoongi walks past and sticks his stale piece of gum on it's male organ. 

"what's wrong with you?" seokjin hits his shoulder. 

"i have plenty more of where that came from." he pulls out a box of gum and smiles.

"bet! let me try!" jungkook snatches the pack from his hand. "let's go find more penises!" 

"jungkook! don't say that so loud!" seokjin corrects. 

"let's go find more penises!" jungkook whispers. 

"that was a good one." namjoon pats his back. 

"why are you letting this inappropriateness happen?" seokjin glares at namjoon. he shrugs.

"can we go see the rest of the art now now?" jhope asks. jungkook smacks another piece of gum on the same pair of statue balls. 

"SCORE!" jungkook yells, highfiving yoongi. 

"give me the damn pack of gum." seokjin snatches the box from jungkook. 

"you guys are repulsive." jimin gags. "let's go." he begans to walk away until, 

"WAIT! head count."seokjin yells, calling him back. 

"SEOKJIN? here." 

"NAMJOON?" 

"here." 

"YOONGI?" 

"wassup"

"HOSEOK?"

"present." 

"JIMIN?"

"right here." 

"JUNGKOOK?" 

"here." 

"TAE?"

...

"TAE?"

...

"fuck."


a/n: i cannot tell you guys how thankful i am for you all. like SERIOUSLY you guys are amazing! also, i'm sorry if this chapter seemed short, i know if i didn't make it a two part, it would've been like two days long lmao

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"okay bye bye"

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