its just what we do Boyf Riends (Completed)

jesus he keeps saving people

Issa we Wednesday now

Michael
Today is jermeys play and im going to save his ass im bringing mountain dew red and i have feeeling this won't be easy i basically missed the whole school day though

Im going to have so much make up work id rather die then do it i grab my mountain dew red stuff it in my pocket get my pt cruiser keys and drive off

I turn on some music from veronicas (heathers) and drive off

~time skip~

I park in front of school and run in and find a seat in the audience

"Your gonna squip the whole cast" jermey said in a tone of anger

"thats only for starters" the squip laughs

"THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED!"

This is pretty good for a school play

"Its the only way to acheive what you want"

"Then I'll fight back I'll get drunk"

"And i will be back when you're sober unless you want to stay wasted forever"

"I NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF ME YOUR A PHYSCHO PATH"

This is way to good for a school play

"You've already drank the green good luck"

"You've already drank the green" jermey mutters under his breath

"THATS IT GREEN MOUNTAIN DEW ACTIVATES YOU RED SHUTS YOU OFF"

"Why did you think we has it discontinued now to get rid of me you need a time machine to the 1990s"

"OR A FRIEND WHOS SO OLD SCHOOL HE BUYS OLD DRINKS FROM THE BACK ROOM IN SPENCERS GIFTS"

The squip does a dramatic gasp
"TO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOOSE ANYMORE"

"MICHAEL CALL MICHAEL" jermey says into his phone i take this as a time to sneak back stage

"IM GOING TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE JERMEY EVEN IF I HAVE TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE STUDENT BODY TO DO IT"

I jump out onto the stage

"MICHAEL MAKES AND ENTRANCE"

"MICHAEL"

"I was just in the audience thinking this is pretty good for a school play and then i was like THIS IS WAY TO GOOD FOR A SCHOOL PLAY he squpied everyone else right"

"You came to see me in the play"

"Even brought my own refreshments"

I lifted up the mountain dew red and my sleeve rolled down revealing some fresh cuts i roll it down cassualy

I heard him gasp

"Michael?"

"Thats not important right now we have a school to save"

"Alright but this conversation isn't over"

"JAKE this may be weird if i hold done jermey can you make him drink this mountain dew red"

"Acctualy that doesn't sound weird at all"

"Up up down down left right a"

Jake screechea in pain and dumps the mountain dew red and throws it across the room

Suddenly everyone crowds us like zombies in aotd

"Jermey theres still some left in the bottle!"