Nagito: I'm surprised someone as talented and hopeful as you would with me a happy birthday Author~Chan!
Makoto: huh? Author~Chan isn't saying anything. She isn't even looking this way.
Hajime: I wonder why that is
Shuichi: you have to call out her true name. Here, let me do it.
Shuichi: HAY YOU PEOVE OF WHITE SHIT!
Me: oh hay Shuichi what do you need
Hajime: what the actual fuck-
Nagito: I was thanking you for wishing me a happy birthday even though your so talented and hopeful and I'm just a sTePpInG sToNe to hope (bagels)
Me: *looks around*
Me: hm? Were you talking to me?
Nagito: yeah
Me: oh sorry I assumed you were talking to (Shuichi considering he's the only one with talent here) someone else cuz you said talented and hopeful
Nagito: oh ok
Me: welp here is your bagel cake
Nagito: I'm getting a hope boner
Hajime: please no
Shuichi: I'm going to leave before shit goes south-
Morgana: huh? Where am I?
Me: aaaannnnndddd Morgana is here
Me: KAY IM OUT FUCK YOU ALL I QUIT I AM NOT WATCHING NAGITO RAPE HAJIME AND I AM NOT LETTING ANY MORE NON-DANGANRONPA CHARACTERS IN HERE ANYMORE
Everyone who has ever been in dr ever: hi
Me: Fuck-
Morgana: And thus another story with a meowvelous ending
A/N: it's times like these where I woyod rarer have a boner than my period someone send help... or an Advil or a heating pad... some ice cream would be nice... can I have tea to? I like raspberry... oh! And McDonald's makes me feel sick so can I have Wendy's? And while your at it can you get me-
Kokichi: alright we get it stop adding things to the list
A/N: no seriously if anyone can fucking send help I'm dying-
(Ik I'm late but my phone wasn't working yesterday)
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Danganronpa Headcanons
AdventureMy personal Danganronpa Headcanons Warning will contain Saiouma lots and lots of Saiouma so please be warned this book is very gay and I am also very gay. Miu and Kirumi make me gay. Also boobs Also spoilers Also this was made about 2-3 years ago...
