Red vs Blue Season 1

Episode 14

Middle of the Canyon

Tucker comes out of the teleporter with black armor on.

Church: Are you okay, Tucker?

Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine. (runs up to the top of a nearby hill) Come on, Caboose!

Caboose: (on top of the base) Does it hurt?!

Tucker: No, not at all!

Sammy: I wouldn't trust him.

Caboose: Okay! Here I come!

Sammy: Dammit Caboose.

Church: Does it hurt for real?

Tucker: Ohh, yeah. Big time.

Church and Tucker turn towards the teleporter.

Caboose: (emerging from the teleporter in black armor) Owwwchie. (turns to Tucker) You lied to me.

Church: Alright Sammy, you stay there incase this plan goes to hell!

Sammy: Okay!

Red Base

Sarge is seen on top of the base.

Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere. Do you see something out there?

Lopez looks through a sniper rifle, then turns to Sarge and lowers his head.  Cut to Grif, Scout, and Simmons inside the base.

Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both.

Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth.

Simmons: Both.

Grif: You sound like such an ass the way you say it.

Scout: How did this conversation start?

Sarge: Grif! Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base.

Grif: As in... more than one? Uh, maybe bolth Simmons and I should go, sir.

Simmons: BOTH.

Grif: Seriously, man, like an ass.

Sarge: Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up? Leave the prisoner and Scout alone. Hell have Scout leave too! We could just put her on the honor system - have her guard herself.

Grif: Good point, sir.

Sarge: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here. We got just enough time for me to spraypaint the bull's-eye on your back... Ah, by bull's-eye I of course mean camouflage. Now move it, cupcake.

Grif: Yeah... (sighs) I'll be right up.

Scout: Good luck.

Grif: Thanks.

As Grif walked away Scout looked back at Tex who was staring at her.

Scout: What?

Tex: Your last name is Scout?

Scout: No but my last name made Sarge uncomfortable so they call me by my first name.

Tex: .....Johnson?

Scout: H-how do you k-know my last name?!

Tex: Can I talk to you alone?

Scout looked at Simmons.