Red vs Blue Season 1

Episode 19

Red Base

Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez and Scout are seen in the background.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

Church possesses Lopez.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

Scout: Lopez!

Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?

They turn to look at them.

Grif: I don't care.

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh.. you okay, man?

Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesito darles...... un aviso...(Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...)

Church: ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español! (What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!)

Simmons: Um... Sure...

Scout: Lopez...your speaking Spanish because the voice box short circuited.

Church: ¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en el tanque! (No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!)

Scout:..oh shit.

The Cliffs

Tucker is overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

Caboose: Thanks, man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

Sammy: That's what we were told to call you!

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult. (turns on radio... again) Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?

Church: (over radio) ¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchando mí! ¡No mas puedo hablar español! (Caboose! No one here but the girl is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!)

Caboose: ... (turns to Tucker) ...He says he wants to talk to you.

Cut to Sheila.

Sheila: Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank.

Tucker: Oh shit. We got trouble.

Sammy: I hate that I'm gonna have to agree with you.

Red Base

Church (as Lopez) talking to Grif, Scout and Simmons.

Church: Un tanque... grrrande!

Grif: Hey. I think if you're gonna live in this country, you should speak the language.