Why You? Sequel to Danny Boy (a Dan Howell/danisnotonfire fanfiction) *UNEDITED*

6) Anonymous

My plan was perfect. I don't know how it went wrong. It was planed to the minute.

I hacked PJ's twitter and PMed Cat for Phil's number, saying I got a new phone and I'll my contacts were erased.

She believed it, the idiot. I then bought a phone with a prepaid plan (I know this isn't clear but what Joe used to prank call people) and texted him, saying I was Alfie and wanted to meet him and Dan for supper one night. He agreed.

I bought the location of their house off a fan and I've done my research. Dan always leaves before Phil, because Phil always forgets something, or holds the door open.

I knew exactly where to aim for, I bought a knife and rubber gloves. I had disguised myself.

I guess he moved right before I stabbed him, and I didn't want to wait to see if he fell. I was two blocks away before Phil had even registered what happened.

All I had to do was wait for the news and twitter to explode about the Internet Cult Leader's death.

And you all know that it didn't quite happen like that.

So had to think of a new plan.

Addi is staying with them for the rest of the week...

I know what to do.