The Curse Of The Shadows - Naruto Fanfic

Chapter 40: Pervy Sage!?

(Sora's pov)

"Who?" We asked confused and sweat dropping

He looked at us as though we where nuts

"You know....Jariya the toad sage....legendary sain?" Me and naruto looked at each other

"Never heard of you" I said smirking when he fell to the floor in shock.

"Well no matter,let me carry on with my-"before he could finish I kicked  him in the face angrily and yelled

"That's a woman's bathroom you pervert! Stop spying and HOW IN THE TART IS THAT RESEARCH!!?" He quickly put up his finger and said

"Shhhhhh! Quiet if you make too much noise we'll be caught!" I started counting down as naruto smirked.

"3...2...1"

"Ahhhh!" The screams came from the woman's baths and they all fled apon on hearing Jariya yell.

He shared in shock as the women fled and he began to complain.

"Great just great,now I have no inspiration for my novel" he stood up and naruto looked mad when he began to leave.

"Hey hey hey,you nocked out our sensei now where are we supposed to find another one?"he yelled

Jariya turned and looked at naruto then sighed

"Look kid,I'm a busy man and I don't have time to teach brats my legendary skills"

I chuckled and said

"By busy man you mean 24/7 pervert"

"Shut up!" Jariya yelled

Naruto then said

"You knocked out our old sensei so your our new one"

It was awkwardly silent

......................

"I'll pass " he said

"You can't just leave " naruto yelled

"Hey naruto,let's follow him" I said happily.

Naruto  nodded and we began to follow his massive foot prints.

When we next spotted him he was at a tea shop or something,flirting with some girls.

"Hey pervy sage!" Naruto yelled and  I came to a halt and me plus the two women started to laugh.

"Hahaha hahaha hahaha! " Jariya looked mad and the women said

"When did he start calling you that?"Jariya shook his hands furiously in front of himself.

"Oh no that's not my real name " the two women laughed and said

"Have fun" before they left.

"Hey thanks a lot kid " Jariya looked directly at naruto

"Please train us!" He said begging

"Listen I've already told you,I'm not training you...unless.."Jariya started

"Unless...." naruto said surprised that pervy sage even considered it.

"Unless you provide me with somthing"

I sighed at Jariya ' s comment and I said

"I can only imagine"

"You know,really big around here and smooth..but don't forget tbe curves...big curves " he answered.

Naruto looked as though he was thinking about Jariya ' s comment but I on the other hand looked furious.

"No way!"I yelled putting my arms in the shape of and x.

Naruto looked like he knew and ran off saying he'll be right back.

I stared at Jariya for a little bit and there was an awkward silence....

"Your sick you know that?"I said disgusted

"Well excuse me for loving women " he said mad

"You just made your situation a whole lot worse."I sighed and folded my arms.

Just then naruto returned with the biggest most round melon you e ever seen.

I was thankful that naruto was so dense but Jariya seemed upset.

"No no no! I said  curves! Not melon"

"But it does have  curves and is really big " naruto said confused

"I meant women!" Jariya yelled mad

"Oh...why didn't you say so " naruto said as he began doing hand signs

I turned to look at him and thought

'Naruto you wouldn't'

"Sexy jutsu!" He yelled as he transformed into a female surrounded by clouds.

I face palmed as Jariya started to drool.

"Well now that you did that....many I will train you on one condition.."

I gasped kind of happy that we'll have a trainer

Naruto said in a  cute girly voice

"Condition? What is it?"

Jariya turned and started twiddling his fingers.

"If you promise to stay like that the entire time?" Now naruto looked furious and he changed back yelling

"No way! You pervy old man "

Finally naruto caught up!

We where a in the woods somewhere and we where on a bench talking about Naruto's chakra.

"Red? You have red chakra?"Jariya asked

"Yeah,during the chunin exams in started and I thought that you weren't supposed to be able too see chakra" naruto said a little panicked while holding his stomach.

"Yeah you can't see chakra unless it is that powerful but-"

I started but realised that I unleashed my curse too

Jariya then started to comfort naruto and Discuss it with him while I had a mental debate with myself.

(My thoughts)

My eyes and hair became...Red. ..that's never happened before....All that happened was a blackout and shadows not flames....is it....is it getting worse!?

(Back to reality )

I snapped out of it when naruto had his hand on my shoulder and looked worried.

I smiled saying I was okay when Jariya stood up.

"Ok then you two,let's get going " he said as he began waking.

I smiled but it quickly faded when I saw an orange book hanging out of pervy sages pocket.

I quickly took it and it said

'Make out paradise'.....I then yelled

"Gahhhhhh another kakashi......why do I always get stuck with the perverts!"