Spider-Man One-Shots

Poor Steve

Obviously it's based on the photo above. If anyone has any suggestions on what to write, that would be awesome. Onwards to the story.

Peter's POV:

I had said one time that it would be funny to push Steve's buttons by saying that we don't follow a law or something unpatriotic, so that he will get all patriotic on us. I started it by telling him that I thought that the White House was just the whitest house in America. He bought it, and I regret ever saying it because now everyone is doing it. Even Natasha. Steve must think we're really unpatriotic by now.

Clint somehow convinced Steve in under five minutes that he didn't pay taxes. I still don't know how. Anyway after about three hours Steve took a breath before continuing his rant for the next hour. Poor, poor Steve.

I know what you're thinking, 'Why are you telling us this, Peter?' Well lucky for you I'll tell you.

Steve and Mr. Stark were having an innocent conversation about how not everyone needs to speak their opinions when it got so off course. How did it, you might still be thinking well...

"I can't stand everyone thinking that other people need to know how they feel, we don't." Was how Mr. Stark started the conversation.

"I know right. We'll ask if we need to know." Was Steve's response.

"People seriously should stop acting like anyone cares. Not even the government cares about their opinion. That's why I don't vote." I don't actually mean that. Voting is a very important part of the US government. Mr. Stark has made his move, and now it's Steve's turn. Then I notice Bruce in the corner taking out his stopwatch for when Steve's response comes. Because whoever gets the longest speak win a trophy that Mr. Stark made. Now if you are wondering who has it now, it's Clint because of the four hour speech. Any how, Steve just started the rant and I think it's going to take awhile.

Six hours. That's how long it took Steve to finish his rant. And that's how long it took for Clint to realize that he was beat, and has to give up his trophy. Not that he gave it up immediately, of course.