Spider-Man One-Shots

Wakanda Nonsense

Neither Captain America: Civil War, Infinity War, or Endgame happened. There's Black Panther, Spider-Man, The Guardians of the Galaxy, Ant-man, Wasp, Doctor Strange, and the Avengers. No Captain Marvel because I don't want her in this because of her disappointing me.

"Wakanda nonsense" rang threw out the Stark Tower. Why you may be wondering, well it started five months ago...

Peter POV:
I was talking with Shuri about science in Wakanda, when I had the urge to yell Wakanda nonsense is that? I decided to wait until she said something ridiculous. After about five minutes she said something inaccurate, so I took my opportunity. "Wakanda nonsense is that?!?!"

After I said that Shuri looked at me, and stayed like that for a minute before cracking up. She laughed so hard that I started to laugh as well, and soon neither of us could breath, much less speak.

After 20 minutes we had mostly calmed down, and were finally able to talk semi-normally.

Shuri gasped out, "Oh my goodness, we have to do that more." And do that more we did.

——Line break to Tony's turn——

We have set Tony up for our Wakanda nonsense joke. First Shuri would get him to start talking about math, then I would walk into the room and join the conversation, finally I would say something that is so wrong it's hilarious for Shuri to scream her line.

Our plan is in process. Shuri started to talk about is time travel possible, and if so how would it work. Tony jumped into the conversation immediately.

Tony was saying, "I think it might be possible if you have the right materials at hand."

Then I joined, "All you need is the DeLorean, and to be good at yelling 'Great Scott' at the correct time." What can I say Back To The Future is one of the best movies ever made. (I agree Peter) Way better then...Footloose (I haven't seen that, but I don't think it's nearly as good as Back To The Future.)

Tony gasped at me, and Shuri didn't miss a beat to say her line, "Wakanda nonsense is that?!?!"

Then Tony gasped at her before shaking his head, and walking out muttering something about how teens are insufferable. I'll get him for that later, now we're going to find our next victim.

———— Scott Lang's turn ————

I want to say Scott's turn went the same way Tony's did, but that would be totally wrong.

We decided to do the same Back To The Future gig because it worked well the first time.

Shuri got him into the conversation, and he went down a different path then Tony did.

I said my line and Scott looked appreciative of my reference, I guess he's a fan.

Shuri nailed her line again, but this time Scott had something to add.

He said, "Wow, that joke is brilli-ANT."

We looked at each other for a second before all cracking up. After we calmed down we recruited Scott for our team.

Our new plan was almost the same as the first one, but this time Scott will add an ant pun at the end. We really are brilli-ANT.

——-Natasha Romanoff's turn——

Shuri had a last minute change in the plan. We all agree with her, so now I'm with her at the start. We also changed our line because we don't think Natasha would join our conversation.

Shuri and I walked up to Natasha.

Shuri asked her, "Which song is the better The Chain-2004 Remaster by Fleetwood Mac, or Flaws by Bastille?"