Spider-Man One-Shots

God

This story was requested by This_MARVELous_world, I hope it's what you wanted.

Peter POV:

I'm the god of companion and intelligence. I don't know who my parents were. I live with my Aunt May. I love her with all of my might. Tony Stark is my father figure. The only problem with my life, only three people know I'm a god. My aunt, Ned, my guy in the chair, and my girlfriend MJ. They also know I'm Spider-Man.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for some reason despite being a god it gave me spider powers.

My uncle died protecting me from robbers. His last words were 'With great power comes great responsibility' he wanted me help those who need it. I wanted to, I was afraid my powers would not be enough, so I stayed hidden.

When I got spider powers I knew I could finally help people. I told Aunt May my plan, and she helped make my suit and test my new powers. She also questioned how could the powers affect each other.

I told Ned because there was no way I can keep it from him. Now Ned is my guy in the chair, and I couldn't ask for a better one.

MJ found out on her own. One day she just said she wanted in. I don't think I will ever know how long she knew before then.

Okay, now that's over back to my problem. I've met Thor and Loki before because they wanted to find the god hiding on earth. Once they saw it was me they decided I can stay.

Dr. Strange knows I'm a god because reasons. He had a talk with me about it. He even gave me tea. He kicked me out once I started singing the witch doctor song. I can't imagine why.

Thor and Loki have promised me not to tell anyone my secret, so I'm safe there.

Unfortunately tomorrow is team bonding. We have to share all of our deepest secrets because according to Steve 'We don't act like a team' bla bla bla. NO ONE CARES!

I personally don't want to do it. I don't know if you can tell, but I don't think team bonding is a good idea. Every single time it ends with someone in the med. room, or someone hiding for the next week.

Another problem is that no one on the team knows I'm dating MJ. So fun, yay.

—-Time Skip To Team Bonding-—

Steve looks at everyone and says, "We're going to be sharing three facts about ourselves that almost everyone in here doesn't know. Who wants to go first?"

No one volunteered. Why would we? It's like the reaping from the Huger Games, may the odds be ever in your favor. Steve eventually stops pretending that anyone is going to volunteer. He sighs before saying, "I'll go first then Bruce will go. We will go in a circle."

Yes! I'm on the other side of Steve. That means I'm last.

Steve tells us that he thinks Bucky's death is his fault, he's allergic to avocados, and best of all he use to swear like an old sailor.
Note to self: use that later.

I tune out almost everyone else because I already asked FRIDAY to film everything so I can watch it later.

Eventually it is my turn. I really don't want to do it, but it's only fair I do it to because everyone shared their deepest secrets.

I decided to have some fun with telling them. I stand up and shout,  "I have a girlfriend named MJ, I am a god, and my deepest secret of all... I EAT AVOCADOS PLAIN ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I CAN!!!"

Everyone looks at me to see if I'm joking, but I'm looking at them totally serious.

Natasha says, "He is actually telling the truth with all the facts. I must say though Peter, I can't believe you eat avocados plain just because you can. That's just weird."

That's how the Avengers learned I'm a god.

I hope that was what you wanted. Also three updates in one day. Have I been possessed? People, I do write the one shots that are requested. If you want to read something tell me.