Like A Drug (Radiodust Oneshots)

People Are Crazy...

Gift/Request for radiodust_

Comment: Maybe reactions on how people found out about their relationship? I'd love to see the different and hilarious reactions. Oh, maybe if they swapped bodies? A body swap would be  hilarious.

(Body swap in next chapter, reactions in this chapter). Also, I wasn't sure how to make it hilarious, but I did my best. Sorry if I disappoint.

As soon as they let it out in the press, people went crazy. The Radio Demon dating the porn star?!

"Why is Angel Dust dating someone like that?!"

"The Radio Dust would kill him sooner than kiss him."

Many people freaked out. But some were alright with it.

Like a wolf demon and her girlfriend, a dog demon. "You guys are so brave!" the wolf demon said. "I can't believe you two actually got together! I ship it."

"Thanks," Angel said, flinging his head in Alastor's lap. "It took a while to get some people to agree with it, but we got there eventually. Worth it." He stroked Alastor's face, Alastor grinning wider.

"We had to elope to get together," the dog demon said. "My mother hated the idea of me dating a girl. Especially a serial killer girl." The dog linked her arm with the wolf, and the wolf grinned at her.

There was obvious love there, love that even family couldn't destroy. "You know," Angel said. "I always stick around with my fellow gays."

They grinned at him.

Angel sometimes got shouted at when he was walking down the street, and it seemed people really wanted him more than before.

Especially the most annoying young man Angel had ever met, a kangaroo demon. "Hey, baby," he said. "I would totally taste better than your boy, don't cha think?"

Angel glared at him as he put a hand on Angel's leg, close to his member. "My 'boy'," he said. "Is my favourite thing in this world, and I bet my dick he's more filling than you are."

The demon giggled, and straddled Angel, in a way he didn't like. "Come now, you don't know until you try it," he said, and pulled his shirt to one side, revealing his chest. "So, whaddya say?" He leaned close, tongue sticking out to lick Angel's face. "I'll make it worth your time."

"No!" Angel said, shoving him off, standing up and striding away, fuming. The demon watched him go, furious with Alastor for taking Angel from him.

"Alastor, do you really think it's a good idea to date the porn star?" Mimzy asked. "I thought you were asexual!"

"I am, but something about Angel makes me feel...loved," Alastor said. "Something about him makes me want him, want to do things with him. To him. You gotta understand that, Mimzy."

"It's how I felt about you every day of my life, Alastor!" Mimzy said. "Please, give me a chance."

"Mimzy, I'm not interested in you," Alastor said, glancing at her hand on his shoulder. "I never have been. I have a boyfriend now."

Mimzy sighed, taking her hand off his shoulder, but she reached down and squeezed his ass. "Come back to me if you change your mind," she said, rubbing a hand up her thigh.

Alastor frowned as she left.