Like A Drug (Radiodust Oneshots)

Who's the Better Couple?

Gift/Request for DarienUwU

Comment: What if Alastor and Angel got into a situation where they started a huge fight with a bunch of other couples to see who's the best couple?

Alastor felt Angel lean against him, obviously bored. He was, too, to be honest. Couple meetings. Charlie and Vaggie had forced them to go, and it was boring. All the people talked about was who was more filling, him or her.

Angel sighed and put his head in Alastor's lap. Alastor stroked back his hair, and Angel grinned mischievously. He was up to something. "You know, guys," he said. Everyone stopped talking and turned to him. "I really think Alastor and I are the best couple in this room."

Instantly the room erupted into chaos. "No way!" a cat demon said, grabbing her lover. "Me and my Klaus are!"

"No!" a chicken demon protested, his lover wrapping her arms around his neck. "Me and Cassandra are."

"You all have your heads up your asses!" a wolf demon said, turning to her girlfriend and holding her hand. "It's obviously Baea and I."

Angel giggled, and leaned into Alastor's chest, as everyone began arguing over who the better couple was. "You like to stir up trouble even more than I do, you know that?" Alastor said.

Angel's only response was to suck his finger, and run it along Alastor's lips.

It was only when the first punch was thrown that things got crazy. The wolf demon and her dog demon girlfriend, whose name was Baea if Alastor remembered correctly, said to him and Angel, "You guys might want to skedaddle if you have any chance of getting out of here alive." Then they were gone, running into Hell holding hands.

Alastor picked Angel up the classic princess way. "You ready to get out of here?" he asked.

"Thought you'd never ask," Angel said, laying back dramatically.