Like A Drug (Radiodust Oneshots)

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Half the time Alastor saw someone flirting with Angel he brought out his Radio Demon side. He was easily considered the jealous type.

Angel was, of course, jealous easily, but not many people flirted with the Radio Demon, so he didn't need to worry as much.

For Alastor it was a little harder; dating a porn star was not easy. Job opportunities always opened up, but he didn't take them. He was seriously trying to get his life on track without lust and drugs.

One unlucky soul that happened to treat Angel the wrong way in front of Alastor got the brunt of it.

Alastor had left, for at least a moment, and when he returned, Angel was talking to Sir Pentious. Whilst he was usually calm around Angel, Pentious was obviously hardcore flirting.

Laughing a little too hard at Angel's jokes, smiling a little too much, brushing his arm with his hand. Shouldn't they have been enemies anyway? Wasn't Cherri Bomb Pentious's arch-nemesis? So why was he flirting with his Angel?

He clicked his teeth and smiled softly at Pentious. Pentious and him had a....challenging history that Alastor remembered very little of, but Pentious remembered vividly.

He frowned at Pentious before walking closer, relishing when Angel wrapped all four arms around him. Pentious in turn frowned at the same time. "Hi, Sir Pent," Alastor said, and grinned when Angel laughed at his pun.

"Alastor," Pentious said, a little coldly. "Popsicle?" He tossed one at Alastor who just barely deflected it.

"Don't be stupid," Angel scolded him, smiling slightly. Pentious grinned, winking. "I'll take it if you won't have it." He reached for it, and Alastor pulled it out of his reach, forcing Angel to climb onto him to get it.

Pentious hissed slightly. Even his hat frowned the disapproval.

"A word, Pentious?" Alastor asked. "Won't be long, dear." He gently kissed Angel's cheek, and disappeared around the corner with Pentious.

Let's just say whatever happened frightened Pentious so much he didn't dare flirt with Angel again.

(A/N: Have you seen the Pilot episode?! It was brilliant! Also, who wants to roleplay some Radiodust? And I need story ideas. And a lot of them, thank you!)