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Toby TRYING To Teach Jeff How To Make Waffles:

Toby: alright. this should be easy and simple because it's JUST waffles.
Jeff: bro I've been making waffles since I knew how to kill
Toby: /*under breath*/ we'll see about that.

Toby: OK first, we need some waffle mix-
Jeff: waffle mix is a thing? damn I didn't know that
Toby: THEN HOW DID U MAKE WAFFLES BeFORE?!

Jeff: *quietly* from a box into a toaster....AND I DID IT SO HA
Toby: whatever. please put on an apron and start mixing that bowl
Jeff: *starts mixing bowl with KNIFE*

Toby: you know jeff, sometimes I can't tell if I'm suicidal or not.
Jeff: *confused* what?
Toby: YOU ARE fUCKInG MIXING WItH A kNIfE WTF

Jeff: that's how you're supposed to do it dummy
Toby: no no and NO. who the hell taught you to mix shit with a KNIFE JEFF?
Jeff: *continuously stirring*
Toby: jeff

Jeff: im not even listening to you anymore because I know how to do it
Toby: no jeff- *reaches for pan*
Jeff: *screeches* I GOT THIS U FUCK

Toby: GeT BACK HERE

Jeff:

Toby: NO NOT MY FUcKING WAFFLES SATAN NOT TODAY I REPEAT NOT TODAY
Jeff: *running around the kitchen whispering to the waffle mix*
Toby: NO WAFFLE MIX DO NOT LISTEN TO hIM!

/*meanwhile a clueless Slenderman who just wants some coffee is walking into the kitchen*/

Slenderman: what the-

Jeff: *screams in bald* MOVE HoE
Slenderman: JEFF ARE YOU STIRRING THAT WITH A KNIFE?!
Jeff: yES FATHER
Toby: I ALREADY TOLD HI-

Slenderman: I taught you well jeff
Toby: what
Jeff: yes
Slenderman: what

Toby: that's fucking it I'm out.

Slenderman: wow. whats his problem?
Jeff: *shrugs* I dunno but I do KnoW these waffles gon be all good in my tummy

Toby: *swinging from chandelier* YOU THOUGhT *swoops in taking waffle mix*

Slenderman: what the fuck
Jeff: well, now I guess my next target is cheesecake

/*on the third floor in his room with headphones in blaring pineapple pen*/

Masky: WhAT?!?!!!!!
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