Jeff: *walks into store with EJ hiding behind him* wow, look at all those-
EJ: don't you even dare say it. Jeff: chi- Store employee: Hello! welcome to petsmart, is there any-
EJ: shut up lizard mutt, we can do this by ourselves. *walks towards the exit* Jeff:
Jeff: ooohhh look at this- this thing. what is it EJ? EJ: *examines specimen* that's a hairless cat, Jeff. Jeff: ew. EJ: what about this? it's a tarantu- Jeff: *SCREAMS*
EJ: CALM DOWN Jeff: what? i don't give a fuck about that spider, LOOK AT THAT FUCkInG DOG
Jeff: I WANT IT MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY *pushes people over*
~meanwhile smile dog~
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EJ: Je- Jeff: *breaks glass* *picks up puppy* *runs*
EJ: Store Employee:
And once upon a time, this is how Jeff got Smile Dog.
