i honestly don't know what i'm doing anymore...
• O N E •
sirius: so have you ever considered dating anyone 'serious'?
remus: erm well sure i'd want a serious relationship
sirius: well then you should date me. i am always Sirius
remus:
remus:
remus:
remus: okay
• T W O • Crocs
draco: harry what do you have on your feet?
harry: *has taped gryffindor's sword and hufflepuff's cup to his feet*
harry: horcrocs
• T H R E E • Spider
harry: don't go to the living room
draco: why
harry: i saw a spider
draco: did you kill it
harry: i have two arms and it has eight it's not fair
• F O U R • Hagrid's pets
hagrid: kids this is my adorable useless normal dog
hagrid: his name is fang
hagrid: and THIS is the slavering three-headed hellbeast dog that will eat anyone who crosses his path
hagrid: i call him fluffy
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Harry Potter Oneshots
Fanfiction• read the title; hp oneshots, headcanons, imagines, preferences n' stuff. • • i guess i do mainly marauders. • • i don't know what i'm doing but okay... • « requests open »
