i stole over half of these puns because i'm not a funny person
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y/n:
Sirius:
"Hey y/n?"
"Yeah?"
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?"
"..."
"I don't know..."
"A do-you-think-he-saur-us."
"...Stop laughing Sirius. It wasn't that funny."
"What do you mean? It was very punny."
"I have another one; what do you call a super articulate dinosaur?"
"..."
"Thesaurus!"
"How do invite a dinosaur to lunch?"
"Why do you have so many dinosaur puns—"
"Tea, Rex?"
"Okay... I have one."
"What do you call someone that tells too many dinosaur jokes?"
"What?"
"A dino-bore."
"Ahaha that's a goo— wait a minute!"
|| Word count: 71 ||
me, myself and i are not very proud of this but eh... it's here.
also enjoy that nice picture of yoongi up there. (i'm weird... trust me i know)
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Harry Potter Oneshots
Fanfic• read the title; hp oneshots, headcanons, imagines, preferences n' stuff. • • i guess i do mainly marauders. • • i don't know what i'm doing but okay... • « requests open »
