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Urbosa, Link, Zelda, Revali, Daruk and Mipha has entered the chat.

Urbosa: Sav'otta

Mipha: Finally, we have our own group chat!

Daruk: Yeah, I feel like this could be useful in knowing what's going on throughout Hyrule easier.

Urbosa: That's not exactly why I created this chat.

Zelda: Why then?

Revali: Did you get so bored in a town full of girls that you missed my masculine presence? 😉

Urbosa: I'm gonna be sick 🤢

Link: anyways... Why did you create this chat then?

Urbosa: Well I thought it would fun to maybe hold debates n stuff. I was thinking that we could maybe play a few games as well. I have a few topics that I have found that would be interesting that I found on chat forums...

Mipha: sounds cool.

Zelda: So do we have a topic for now?

Daruk: it better not be anything difficult.

Revali: Coward.

Urbosa: the topic is...

Revali: Get on with it woman!

Urbosa: Link, can you talk?

Zelda: Why is that a topic for forums?

Link: No 😏

Daruk: Why do people think you can't talk? I mean, sure, you're silent for long periods of time occasionally but you're not a mute.

Link: I have one thing to say to that... Nintendo.

Mipha: They must be lazy if they can't write a single line of speach.

Link: Nintendo! Give me a fucking voice!

Revali: since when were you allowed to voice your opinion? 😏

Link: Puns? Really?

Urbosa: I can't stand your puns, Revali.

Revali: I must have swept you off your feet! 😏

Zelda: I have no words 😑

Revali: I'm speechless! 😏

Link removed Revali from the chat.

Urbosa: Link!

Link: What?! He was being an ass!

Zelda: Thank Hylia!

Link: I mean, it's just asanine...😄

Daruk: Good one, goro!

Urbosa: Well we sort of concluded this small topic...

Mipha: Yeah, I have to go and look after Sidon, bye!

Daruk: I should go as well...

Link: I have some business with the royal guard I need to attend to...

Link, Mipha and Daruk has left the chat.

Urbosa: Zelda!

Zelda: Yeah?

Urbosa: The next topic is a dare for you!

Zelda: What do I have to do???

Urbosa: You have to lyric prank Link!

Zelda: Oh my Hylia! What?! Prank Link?!

Urbosa: Yep! And you have to pick a really personal song to you and him! 😊

Zelda: And I have to do it on this chat? With everyone watching?!?!?!?!?

Urbosa: YES!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Zelda: But that would be embarrassing!

Urbosa: Why? What's the song and why is it personal to you and Link? Is it that personal??? 😉😉😉😉

Zelda: I have to go! I have prayers to get to!