Married To My Ex • SaTzu

[97] Narrative³⁰

"Putangina mo" (your mother is a whore) someone curses Hansol on the phone. "Ang pangit ng service niyo" (Your service is so ugly)

"Sorry about that. Putangina" Hansol shouted back and turned off his cellphone immediately.

"What's the meaning of that?" Sana curiously asked.

"It means I love you in english. Just say putangina mo" Hansol replied and laughed about what he said.

"What are you saying?" Eli asked because Hansol translated it differently.

"Tinuro sakin yan ni D'Otso nung una ko siyang nakilala" (D'Otso taught me that when I first met him) Hansol proudly said as he stood up and tilt his head to check Tzuyu.

"What's wrong with Sir Tzuyu?" Hansol asked because he's been at the comfort room for a long time.

"He said his stomach is grumbling" Sana replied. "Maybe diarrhea"

The three of them stayed on their chairs. Sana let their tour guides eat their lunch because it's past 12PM now. Sana then dialed her husband's number because she's now really worried.

"Are you okay?" Sana immediately asked when he answered the phone call.

"Can you get me some medicine?" He asked and Sana immediately stood up to look for him.

"Medicine for what?" She asked when she saw him walking out of the comfort room. She ended the call and walks closer to him.

"LBM. My stomach hurts so bad and you know... argh" He's holding his stomach while they're walking back to their table.

"I have a medicine here, Sir Tzuyu. Loperamide Diayats for diarrhea" Eli uttered and immediately opened her bag to search for the medicine. "You need to eat your lunch first before you take it" she added.

"No. I don't want to eat" He exclaimed as he rests his chin on Sana's shoulder.

"Why did you eat the bread that the old woman gave you? You don't even know her. Look what happened" she said without looking at him. She froze on her chair, trying her best not to move.

"I ate it because It looks yummy. Don't blame the bread for this" Tzuyu replied. Someone gave him a bread awhile ago and he ate it right away because that's one of his favorite food.

"So you will eat anything that looks yummy?" Sana asked and a dead silence filled their table. Sana then looked at the people infront of her and saw them covering their nose.

"Damn it. Let's go back to the hotel" Tzuyu uttered as he holds Sana's hand.

"I swear, I didn't smell anything" she said and raised her other hand.

"What can I do to help you relieve the pain?" She asked because it looks like his stomach is really cramping.

"I don't know. I should sleep" he said, still holding his stomach.

"Maybe you need some hot compress or massage on your stomach sir" Hansol recommend as they walked back to their van to drive the couple back to their hotel.

"There are some videos on YouTube for acupressure points for diarrhea. Try it and take this medicine if you want, sir" Eli said as she handed it to Sana.

After traveling back to their place for a few minutes, Sana apologized to the tour guides for the inconvenience while Tzuyu ran inside because he couldn't take it anymore and he really needs to go to the restroom.

"It's okay, Mrs. Chou. Tell to Sir Tzuyu to get well soon so we can finally tour you guys around. There's still a lot of beautiful places here" Hansol said with some hand gestures that made Sana laugh.

"Just forget that he farted awhile ago. See you guys around" she smiled and waved her hand before she walks away from them.

Sana waited for him to come out so she can massage his stomach. She started browsing on the internet how to do it while waiting for Tzuyu.

"We don't have a hot compress and we also don't have oil. Take this medicine and sleep" she said when he's finally done.

"I think I'm gonna die" He uttered as he drinks the medicine. He then slams his body on the bed, feeling his stomach grumbling.

"You're overreacting. Do you want some tea?" She asked and he suddenly removed his shirt.

"Can you massage my stomach? You can do it without oil" He said as he lays down properly.

"Are you kidding me?" She asked and Tzuyu shook his head.

"I can't do it. Please have mercy on me" she said when Tzuyu grabbed her hand and rests it on his stomach.

"Why are you closing your eyes?" Tzuyu asked and Sana got no other choice but to massage his stomach but more like holding his abs.

"Don't let your hand go down there" Tzuyu warned her when he felt her hand inches away from his rod.

"I hate you so much" she whispered while fake crying. He smiled while looking at her because she looks really cute.

"You hate me?" Tzuyu asked and held her hand.

"Putangina mo" she said and he couldn't understand anything.

"What do you mean?"

"I said putangina mo" she repeated and Tzuyu grabs her on his top.

"I can't understand anything" he said as he wraps his arms around hers.

"What are you doing?" She furiously asked.

"I will feel better if you lie down here" he whispered near her ear. She wanted to resist it but she couldn't do it.

"Okay, then. Rest well" she said and he hugs her more as she cuddles into the crook of his neck.

"Are we just going to sleep for the rest for our stay here?" Sana asked.

"I guess so" he replied as he sniffs her hair "What's your shampoo?" He asked out of nowhere.

"Wow, you're now asking my shampoo. That's so sweet of you" Sana sarcastically uttered. "Oh, your stomach is growling like a tiger"

"I can't understand your mind" He said causing for Sana to elevate her hand and reach for his face.

"I can't understand you" she said, leaning her face closer to him. Their lips are one inch apart and Sana smiled when he gulped.

"You should sleep so you won't feel your stomach pain" she said and went back to her position awhile ago.

"Y-Yeah, you're right" he replied as he breathed heavily.

"And please let that jumbo hotdog sleep too" she said causing for Tzuyu to squeeze her tightly in his embrace.

"Sana?" he said after a few minutes and she didn't reply anything. "Are you sleeping?" He asked as she checks her face.

"Okay, sleepyhead" he said and his head spontaneously moved to kiss the top of Sana's head.