What A Funny Sight

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Francine: *reads through my works* This is what passes for good writing these days?! This is terrible!

George: Exactly! Finally, someone agrees with me! William cannot write for squat!

Francine: His stories will never see the light of day! While everyone is in Paris, let's you and me write a story together!

George: Okay! It can be about William being ignored! If he can't be ignored in real life, why not in fiction?

Francine: Exactly! This is gonna be fun! *gets stung by a yellowjacket* Ow!

George: Oh no, a yellowjacket! *screams like a girl and hides in the closet*

Francine: Stupid yellowjacket! Where's the bug spray?! Where does Mary keep the bug spray?

George: *from in the closet* Look for it! I'm not coming out, till that yellowjacket is dead!

Francine: Found it! *sprays the yellowjacket and it dies* Teach you to sting me on my right arm!

George: Is it dead?

Francine: Yeah! You can come out now!

George: *comes out of the closet* You stupid yellowjacket! Don't you ever sting my friend again! You got it! Answer me!

Francine: George, stop!

George: *still talking to the dead yellowjacket* I know your kind! What gives you the right to sting people? What have they ever done to you?

Francine: Shut up, George!

George: *still talking to the dead yellowjacket* I bet you guys don't like water!

Francine: *goes to the kitchen and gets Mary's frying pan*

George: *still talking to the dead yellowjacket* Make no mistake! I will see to it that your kind is...... *gets whacked by the frying pan* Kellogs Frosted Flakes! They're grrrreatttt! *collapses to the floor*

Francine: Sorry I had to that, buddy, but you were getting annoying! *drags George to the closet*


This story was written on May 21st, 2019.

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