George Is So Clueless

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George: Moscow is the capital of Ukraine!

Natasha: No, it's not, George! Kiev is the capital of Ukraine! Moscow is the capital of Russia.

George: Moscow is the capital of Ukraine! I know what I'm talking about!

Natasha: No, you're not!

George: Wait a second! Natasha is a Russian name!

Natasha: So?

George: That means you're Russian! Oh my gosh, a Russian chick!

Natasha: I'm not Russian, George!

George: Yes, you are! What part of Russia are you from? Moscow? St. Petersburg?

Natasha: I was born here in America!

George: So, your parents are from Russia, then? Makes sense! You speak English pretty well, and you don't have that Russian accent! You are...... *gets whacked by the frying pan* Bad ole puddy tat *collapses to the floor*

MaryKLago: He's a clueless knucklehead! Any female can be named Natasha, not just Russian women! *drags George to the closet*

This story was written on May 30th, 2019.

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