Mr. Stupid Strikes Again!

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George: Oh no!

Natasha: What?

George: I never want to go to Germany!

Natasha: Why not?

George: There are germs over there! It's called Germany for a reason!

KaTzElDaElEnA: George, knock it off with your stupid theories! There are no germs in Germany!

George: I bet so many Germans get sick, because they don't cover their mouth when they sneeze or cough!

Me: George, will you be quiet?

George: Bruce Willis was born in Germany, and I bet he's sick!

anoushka4103: George, shut it!

George: Who are you? *raises an eyebrow*

anoushka4103: That's not important! You're not very bright, from what I can tell!

George: Hitler was probably sick too! He probably had so many sneezing fits during Nazi Germany as his time as a dictator!

Me: For your information, Hitler was from Austria! Get your facts straight!

George: *imitating Hitler*

KaTzElDaElEnA: George, stop doing that!

George: *still imitating Hitler and gets whacked by the frying pan* Heil Hitler! *collapses to the floor*

MaryKLago: Dumbkoff! *drags George to the closet*


This story was written on May 30th, 2019.

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