Tough Luck Loretta

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Loretta: *at supermarket getting a carton of milk* Now, all I need now is Hershey's chocolate syrup! *gets one and gets hit in the face by a frisbee* Ow!

Boy: Sorry! Not sorry! Get out of the way, woman!

Loretta: You do that outside!

Boy: *opens a bag of flour and pours it on Loretta* Shut up!

Loretta: *covered in flour*

Store Manager: You gonna pay for that flour, Miss?

Loretta: He opened the flour, not me!

Store Manager: I told him it was okay.

Loretta: What?

Store Manager: I told him it was okay to do that. But, cough up the dough, please!

Loretta: How much? *sighs*

Store Manager: 5 bucks will do.

Loretta: Here. *gives the store manager 5 bucks*

Store Manager: Thank you, Miss! Please leave the store, before you get trampled by a horse!

Loretta: Um okay? Why are there so many weirdos lately? *leaves supermarket*

This story was written on June 16th, 2019.

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