The Silly Waiter

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Jack: *working at diner* You wanted waffles, right, sir?

Man: Yes.

Jack: *barks like a seal*

Manager: Jack, don't be silly!

Jack: *still barking like a seal*

Manager: Jack, cut it out!

Jack: I was just being silly! Live a little!

Manager: Get back to work, and stop fooling around! Move it!

Jack: Yes, sir! Here's your waffles.

Man: Thank you.

Jack: *sings Yankee Doodle*

Manager: No singing! This isn't chorus! This is a diner! Read the sign!

Sign: NO SINGING!

Jack: Darn it!

This story was written on June 3rd, 2019.

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