WHY WOULD BTS LEFT THE CHAT?

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WHY WOULD BTS LEFT THE CHAT?


TAE: Y'all guys i bought tan a new toy!

CHIM: Really?! Bet he'll love it!

TAE: I'll show you fam later!

JIN: I hope no one breaks it

*JOON left the chat*

JIN: What?
        Did i say something ro0d?
        Omo

HOBI: Jin-hyung you meanie!

SUGUMMY: y'all shut the fck up! too noisy!

KOOKIE: You could've muted them like I always do

CHIM: guys have you heard of Bang PD-NIM's new camera!? I swear you need to be tall enough to reach it! He puts it on the top shelf inside his office.

KOOKIE: The shelf is like 4ft in height anyone can reach it

TAE: Yeah, who the frick is so smol that they can't reach the top shelf?

*CHIM left the chat*

HOBI: Yah! Why is people in our chat leaving so suddenly!?

SUGUMMY: bcs y'all fucken noisy hoes!

HOBI: touché

JIN: Guess what!?

TAE: wut? found your missing butt?

JIN: No! Aish there's always that one friend who'll diss you!
         Yah! Jungkook-ah, tell him I'm handsome so he'll shut his mouth!

KOOKIE: He's 2017 most handsome man in the world.....so idk

JIN: You ungrateful brat! I pay for your meals for more than hundred times I can't even count how many!

KOOKIE: Shh.. you're talking to the 2nd most handsome man of 2018

JIN: i... What?— who—aish! HOW..

*JIN left the chat*

SUGUMMY: is it finally peaceful that my phone won't vibrate anymore?

HOBI: Apparently

SUGUMMY: Now, now @Kookie and @Tae my favourite dongsaengs... Meet at the front door let's eat outside.l

HOBI: Yah! Why aren't I invited?

TAE: Hyung, horses aren't allowed in restaurants... Unless you wanted to be a part of the lamb skewers side dish!

HOBI: You little— who's a horse!?

TAE: Oh...

SUGUMMY: Forget it
                      Let's go see snakes in zoo
                      No one in BTS is afraid of snakes right?

*HOBI left the chat*

KOOKIE: wat happened?

SUGUMMY: your asses being kicked if you don't move out of my room and take your bowl of cereal with you

TAE: WOAH yoongi-hyung typed more thaN usual

KOOKIE: I'm telling Jin-hyung you're harassing meh!

SUGUMMY: Go and tell your moma then

KOOKIE: TT_TT

TAE: Eww..
         Who uses ugly emojis in chat?
         Anyway! Suga hyung, about the zoo!

SUGUMMY: We're not taking anyone who haven't kissed a girl yet

*KOOKIE left the chat*

TAE: That was mean...

SUGUMMY: also ain't bringing someone who brokes toilet

*TAE left the chat*

SUGUMMY: finally peace... I can sleep again.
                      Just me and armys that are loyal to one bias

*ARMY left the group*









LOL... IDK WHAT I DID😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

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