[BTS BABYSITTING]
NAMJOON: Eottoke! Stop crying please, d-do you want to play? Come on let's play with your toys—
CHILD: No! You broke my Iron Man toy!
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SEOKJIN: Omona, he's crying!
CHILD: Omma! Appa! I miss you!!! Why'd you leave me with him!?
SEOKJIN: *le makes the boy cry more* They left you because you aren't as handsome as me!
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YOONGI: *hears the boy crying* Would you shut the fuck up?! I'm trying to sleep, brat!
CHILD: *hiccups* hmkay... *too scared, he stops crying*
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HOSEOK: I'm your angel! I'm your hope! I'm J-Hope!!! Waah, stop crying now.
CHILD: *le giggles and laugh, but got blinded because Hobi is too bright as a sunshine*
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JIMIN: Uljima... Do you want to play? Tell me what you want to do.
CHILD: Get my favourite toy!
JIMIN: Where is it?
CHILD: On the top shelf of my wardrobe.
JIMIN: *le quivers* That's t-too hi-high... Anything but that please?
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TAEHYUNG: What do I do? He's crying!
CHILD: I'm hungry!!!
TAEHYUNG: Me too! *le cries with the boy*
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JUNGKOOK: *is the little boy* UWAAAHHH! Eomma, Appa! Stop leaving me with these idiots!!! *le cries while holding his broken Iron Man toy*
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BTS Randomness Book II
UmorismoYou've already read "All About BTS Randomness"? or "BTS Tagalog Randomness?" Well hi baby! this is another book about BTS and my random jokes and memes, get ready vuz it got funnier and randomer if that's even a word. Enjoy! kthnxbye!