BTS WHEN YOU HAVE PERIOD CRAMPS
YOU: Oww... It hurts so much!
RM: Wait, I think I know what you're experiencing right now, *le wears his eyeglass, but breaks it so he just threw it away* Menstruation: a discharging of blood, secretions, and tissue debris from the uterus that recurs in nonpregnant breeding-age primate females at approximately monthly intervals and that is considered to represent a readjustment of the uterus to the nonpregnant state following proliferative changes accompanying the preceding ovulation; also : period.
YOU: What?! My head hurts now!!!
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YOU: Oww... It hurts so much!
JIN: I'll go make a chocolate drink.
YOU: Awe, Jin you're so sweet, how did you know chocolate helps take away the pai–
JIN: What are you talking about? I'm making a drink for me, make your own. I have period too!
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YOU: Oww... It hurts so much!
SUGA: ...
YOU: Yoongi, it hurts!!!
SUGA: Here, *threw a hot pack on your face* Fucken use that and shut your mouth. I'm sleeping.
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YOU: Oww... It hurts so much!
J-HOPE: What hurts?
YOU: *pointed at your abdomen *
J-HOPE: Huh? Lemme see, *le see a blood stain* AHHH!!! OH MY GHAD, OH MY–MY HEART IS OH MY GO... *le faints*
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YOU: Oww... It hurts so much!
JIMIN: Want to know a secret that could help you with your period problems?
YOU: What secret?
JIMIN: I can take away that period pain for 9 months. *le winks*
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YOU: Oww... It hurts so much!
V: What hurts?
YOU: I'm having period cramps.
V: *le gets Yeontan and lays the puppy on your stomach* Feels warm? *you nod*... *Yeontan suddenly pees*
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YOU: Oww... It hurts so much!
JUNGKOOK: What's a period?
YOU: It's called menstruation. Ouch!
JUNGKOOK: Men...mens...mensurayon? Are you turning into a man whenever this what you call mensumiron?
YOU: Ah... Ouch! Jungkook it's menstruation! Argh!
JUNGKOOK: *shook* Oh my gatt, why are you mad at me?! HYUNG!!! She's turning into a monster, she's gotten crazy!
I'm bringing this back bcs its gold🤣🤣🤣🤣
@golden_usagi17
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BTS Randomness Book II
ComédieYou've already read "All About BTS Randomness"? or "BTS Tagalog Randomness?" Well hi baby! this is another book about BTS and my random jokes and memes, get ready vuz it got funnier and randomer if that's even a word. Enjoy! kthnxbye!
