- BTS WHEN YOU'RE MAD -
RM: Hey love, *le leans in to kissue you*
YOU: *doesn't budge* Oh, you're home?
RM: Yeah, is there something wrong? You l-looked... Ang-Angry?
YOU: Oh it's nothing, just finally realised that it's only been three days since we started dating yET ALL OF THE THINGS IN MY APARTMENT IS BROKEN!
RM: *says in calm voice* I told you, I'll buy new ones... And don't be mad, you can't afford an apartment, this is mine, love.
YOU: Oh??? *looked at RM accusingly* SEE?! Even my memory is broken!
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JIN: Sweetttyyyyyy~ I'm homeeeeee! Oh, are you mad?
YOU: ...
JIN: Okaaayyyy... I'll just go cook!
YOU: *le suddenly hears the word that associates with food* Really? For me?
JIN: Uhh no. For me because I'm hungry.
YOU: Ohh... *disappointed* You don't love me anymore?
JIN: Of course I still love you! What are you talking about?
YOU: So you'll give me food?
JIN: Still no because I'm hungry and BTS said Love Yourself. I love myself so... I'll eat. You make your own.
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SG: Yah! Why are you so silent?
YOU: ...
SG: Are you mad?
YOU: Mm.
SG: Tch. Good. Now I can sleep properly.
YOU: WhAT?! *le glance at Yoongi who's now sleeping*
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JH: Heyyyy! How's your day?
YOU: *le ignores Hobi*
JH: *le pouts* are you mad at me?
YOU: I don't know, am I?
JH: Tsh... You're mad.
YOU: *le backs to ignoring Hobi*
JH: Why are you mad?
YOU: I don't know, why don't you ask your sprite and hamburger?! Don't you love them more than me?!
JH: But they can't talk!
YOU: And if they can?
JH: Then I'll marry them!
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JM: Hey babeeeeeeee!
YOU: WHAT?!
JM: Ow! Why are you shouting? Broken my ear, you know!?
YOU: I'm mad!
JM: I don't care! Kookie and I just fought, don't start with me!
YOU: Yah! Aren't I your girlfriend?
JM: Oh, you are? I thought JK was my boyfriend.
YOU: Ugh!
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V: *le pokes you*
YOU: Tae, stob it! I'm mad at you, remember?
V: Huh, why?
YOU: Because you let Yeontan piss on my favourite shirt!
V: Tsk, that's not even Gucci or CELINE! I'll just buy you new one!
YOU: See! That's what you always sayyy!
V: Play with me, I'm boreeeeddd!
YOU: Tae, ARE YOU 3?!
V: Aish fine! I'll buy the whole Gucci and CELINE store! DOES THAT MAKES YOU PLAY WITH ME NOW!?
YOU: You– Really– Tsk!
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JK: Yah! *le pokes you* let's playyy.
YOU: No. You always win!
JK: *le pouts* let's play another game then?
YOU: No. You'll win again, anyway.
JK: But I wanna playyyyyy!
YOU: JunGKOoK, I said NO!
JK: Why are you shouting at me?! I'll – I'll tell hyung... HYUUUUUUUUNGGG!!!
JIN: What is it?
JK: She won't play with me and would shout at me! *le points at you with teary eyes*
RM: Jungkook, you can't always call us when you have problems with your girlfriend. I'm starting to think that we shouldn't have made you date. You're treating your girlfriend as a babysitter.
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BTS Randomness Book II
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