-STAR GAZING WITH BTS-
YOU: Look at the stars, they're beautiful.
RM: That's not just any star you're pointing at, that star is called Altair the brightest star in the Aquila.
YOU: Uhm, what's the aquila?
RM: A constellation in the northern hemisphere represented by the figure of an eagle.
YOU: Uh... What?
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YOU: The stars are beautiful aren't they?
JIN: You know what else is beautiful ?
YOU: *le blushes* What?
JIN: My face.
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YOU: Yoongi, ain't the stars pretty?
SUGA: You know what else is pretty?
YOU: Me?
SUGA: What? Of course not, I meant my legs. They're prettier than your face.
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YOU: Hobi, look at the stars! THEY'RE SO MESMERISING
J-HOPE: You know what else is MESMERISING ?
YOU: *blushes* What?
J-HOPE: Me dancing bapsae!
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YOU: Hey Jiminie, look at the sky! The stars are pretty.
JIMIN: They are!
YOU: Jimin, would you promise to give me a star as a sign of your love for me? *le beautiful eyes*
JIMIN: I would love too, babe. But I can't reach the sky. Do you see my height?
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YOU: Tae, look the stars are beautiful.
V: What are you talking about?
YOU: Look at the sky. Dumbo!
V: Idiot. Stop dreaming the sky is dark and polluted. #FACT
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YOU: Ain't the stars beautiful as they twinkle, Kookie.
JUNGKOOK: You know what else is pretty?
YOU: What?
JUNGKOOK: The one who's reading this. *wink wonk*
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BTS Randomness Book II
ComédieYou've already read "All About BTS Randomness"? or "BTS Tagalog Randomness?" Well hi baby! this is another book about BTS and my random jokes and memes, get ready vuz it got funnier and randomer if that's even a word. Enjoy! kthnxbye!
