BTS Randomness Book II

- BTS' REACTION BEFORE MARRIAGE -

- BTS' REACTION BEFORE MARRIAGE -

RM: Omo... What should I do? *le nervously pacing around* will she accept me? Will she say yes? She wouldn't ditch me right?!

JIN: Joon-ah, calm down.

RM: Hyung! How do I calm down if I don't even know if she still want to marry me!?

JIN: Trust me, she'll marry you. Now calm your namtiddies!

RM: I can't–

SG: Namjoon, CALM DOWN! YOUR DEMOLISHING EVERYTHING YOU PASSOVER! There won't be a fucking wedding if you don't sit down!

RM: *le suddenly noticed the broken wedding designs* Oopps, sorry!

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JIN: *le smugly staring at the priest*

PRIEST: Aren't you nervous, Mr. Kim? You looked rather calm.

JIN: Of course I'm not!

PRIEST: You're confident.

JIN: Yes I am! Like my girlfriend can say no to this facue! *le points at his oh-so-handsome-facue*

PRIEST: Indeed, you're handsome Mr. Kim.

JIN: Don't need to tell me, *wink wonk* I already know I'm too handsome that even the elders here would die just to get a chance to marry Mr. Worldwide Handsome.

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JK: Hyung, why are you all sweaty and red? Perhaps are you nervous?

SG: *le denial mingming* Of course not! Why would I be nervous?

JK: I don't know... You look nervous? Are you scared she might back out?

SG: What?! That's not what I'm nervous about!?

JK: Huh, then what is it?

SG: Our honeymoon!

JK: *le shy shyue and blushue* hyung... I...

SG: Dumbfuck! I'm not talking about sex! I meant the bed on our hotel suite! Did you see it? Was the bed comfy like mine in our dorm? I want to end this wedding as soon as possible because I want to rest.

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JH: OMG! OH MY GHOD! OH MY GATTTT! MY HEARTUE IS OH MY GAATTTT!!!

RM: Yah, calm down.

JH: No! HOW DO I CALM DOWN! I'M GETTING MARRIED IN FEW MINUTES! WHAT DO I DO?!

RM: Psh... Nonsense! There's nothing to be nervous about.

JH: IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, I'M GETTING MARRIED! WHAT IF SHE REFUSE?! WHAT IF I CAN'T RESIST HER AND ACTUALLY EAT HER IN FRONT OF –

RM: Yah, stop screaming and calm your Hopietiddies! It's not like the hamburger can talk and say no! And I'm sure it's fine for the hamburger to be eaten! It's food, not a girlfriend.

JH: Oh, right. You see I was reading this fan fiction in wattpad, it has a really intense marriage and I guessed I kinda imagined myself getting married to my lovely hamburger!

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JM: Hyung... I'm nervous!

JH: Silly! There's nothing to be nervous about!

JM: There is!

JH: What would you be nervous of? She loves you so much she can't even wait to marry you already!

JM:That's the problem, hyung! I'M NOT SURE IF I'D SAY YES INFRONT OF THE PRIEST! I can't marry just one girl when there's plenty of armys out there... Like you know, share?

JH: At this point, I don't know if you're being too kind again or you're a playboy. *face palming*

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V: Ugh! I can't do this! *pacing back and forth*

SG: Would you calm the fuck down?

V: Hyuuuuuunggggg, I can't do this!

SG: Man up, will you?! You freakin' proposed and now you're backing out?

V: What?! What do you mean I'm backing out! No! Noones backing out!

SG: Then why are you like this? You're making me dizzy!

V: It's because these suit is uncomfortable! Can someone replace this with Gucci!? I can't go to the church wearing this plain white suit! It has to be GUCCI!

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JK: Why do I suddenly feel nervous?

JIN: Because you won't be marrying anyone tonight.

JK: What?! What do you mean, hyung?

RM: We cancelled the wedding, Kook.

JK: HUEH? Why?

SG: Don't play groom, Jungkook! You can't even buy your own banana milk without supervisions.

JK: But I'm old enough! I want to start a family too! This is unfair! *le pouts*

JM: Tsk. Ohh shut up! You don't even know what smut is!

JK: Uhh, what's that?

JIN: Something you didn't have to know yet. Now go strip off these white suit and go to bed.

Did it turn out well? 🤣😅

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