- HOW BTS ASK YOU TO GO WITH THEM ON A DATE -
(here goes another one😏)
YOU: Hey Namjoon, why did you want to talk to me?
RM: Uhh... *le shy* I wanna ask you out on a date?
YOU: Huh? A date?
RM: Yeah, date. An appointment to meet at a specified time set up a date especially: a social engagement... see engagement, between two persons that often has a romantic character asked her out on a date. Or a person with whom one has a usually romantic date bringing a date to the dance.
YOU: Huh, what did you say? I can't understand...
RM: I said, will you go out with me?
YOU: I don't know... You said alot of words, broken my brain *le insert Jimin's voice*
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YOU: Jin, why did you want to talk to me?
JIN: Go out with me.
YOU: *le blushes* are you asking me out on a date?
JIN: Yes. Now let's go!
YOU: Uhm, Jin, if you don't mind... Are you asking me out because you like me?
JIN: HEEUUUUUHHH? No! I asked you to eat with me because I'm hungry and all of my members are busy.
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YOU: You want to talk to me?
SG: Mm...
YOU: What do you want to talk about?
SG: Would you please go out and leave?
YOU: *confused peanut* Uh... Okay. *le leaves*
V: Uh? Hyung what did you do?
JK: I said, teach us how to ask a girl out!
SG: I just did! She's out of my studio now!
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YOU: Hobieee, you wanted to talk with me?
JH: Do you want to go out on a date with me?
YOU: Wahh, I'd love too! (finally a normal date)
JH: Okieeee, let's go! *le takes you to the backstage room*
YOU: Uhm. Why are we here?
JH: Because my sprite and hamburgers are always are here.
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YOU: Hey chim, you wanted to talk to me?
JM: Yeah! Go out on a date with me, please!
YOU: Sure, but why me? *le blushes*
JM: Because JK won't come if you're not around.
YOU: What?! I thought we'd be alone...
JM: No! Jungkook is coming too!
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YOU: You want to talk to me, TaeTae?
V: Hmm... I want you to go out of this room.
YOU: Huh? Why? Didn't you just asked me to be here?
V: Yeah, that's what Yoongi hyung taught me.
YOU: Yoongi taught you to be rude?!
V: Aniya, he taught me how to ask a girl out!
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YOU: Kookie~! You want to talk to me?
JK: No.
YOU: Huh? But you asked me to go here?
JK: I didn't want to talk to you, I want to date with you.
YOU: Date? Do you know what a date is?
JK: Yeah, it's numbers you see in calendar! Now sit here, *le pats beside him* I saw on Google that you can play Overwatch with a girl on a date.
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BTS Randomness Book II
HumorYou've already read "All About BTS Randomness"? or "BTS Tagalog Randomness?" Well hi baby! this is another book about BTS and my random jokes and memes, get ready vuz it got funnier and randomer if that's even a word. Enjoy! kthnxbye!
