IMAGINE TALKING TO BTS' FUTURE SON
YOU: Hello sweetie, where's your dad?
RM'S SON: Sire is in le hospice owing to mother whereas he dismembered her proximal segment of the vertebrate hind or lower limb extending from the hip to the knee she when they're having sensual intercourse.
YOU: Uhm... Sorry—what was that?
RM'S SON: He took mum to the hospital after breaking her thigh when trying to give me a brother.
YOU: You could've tell me simply, don't have to make me look dumb infront of a 6 years old.
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YOU: Hi! Your dad told me to take care of you!
JIN'S SON: Why would dad do that?
YOU: Oh... He said he's busy—
JIN'S SON: Busy with what? Playing with uncle Jungkook or flirting with uncle Namjoon?
YOU: You know—
JIN'S SON: I refuse! I want my daddy! He should be responsible for taking care of me! How come he's still such a child when he's near 40!
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YOU: Uhm... Hello, how old are you?
SG'S SON: Why do you ask, all you're asked to do is to keep an eye on me.
YOU: That's rude of you, I was just asking...
SG'S SON: I don't care of what you think of me... I personally think all people are annoying.
YOU: But—
SG'S SON: Shut your mouth and let me sleep!
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YOU: Boo!
JH'S SON: AHHHHH! I'll tell dad you sacred me! DADDDDDYYYY!!
J-HOPE: Yah what's wrong!?
YOU: He—he... I was just—
J-HOPE: Ahhhh!!! You snakue! Omg! My heart is... My heart is ohmyghad! I'll tell my wife you sacred us!
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YOU: Okay little one... Let me teach you math.
JM'S SON: I don't have to learn math... I'm already good at it, sunsaengnim!
YOU: Oh really???
JM'S SON: Yes it's easy. Daddy told me that — we just have to subtract our clothes, add a bed, divide the girls leg and then I can multiply!!! Yey!
YOU: I swear your fatHER!!!
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YOU: So now tell me again – what is the symbol of water?
TAE'S SON: Hmm that's easy! It's "H I J K L M N O"!
YOU: What? Why was it that long? I thought I told you before!
TAE'S SON: Yeah! You told me it's H to O!
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YOU: Aww... Aren't you a young cutie... How old are you?
JK'S SON: I'm four!
YOU: Oh really? How about your daddy?
JK'S SON: He's also four!
YOU: Huh? How did that happen?
JK'S SON: He only started being a dad when I was born.
Kekekekeke what scenario should I make next?😂
YOU ARE READING
BTS Randomness Book II
HumorYou've already read "All About BTS Randomness"? or "BTS Tagalog Randomness?" Well hi baby! this is another book about BTS and my random jokes and memes, get ready vuz it got funnier and randomer if that's even a word. Enjoy! kthnxbye!
