- BTS WHEN YOU PRETEND CHEATING -
YOU: I cheated.
RM: Where are you now? Go home we'll talk about this like real adults.
YOU: Lol. I'm kidding Joonie, I would never!
RM: I was nervous for nothing.
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YOU: I cheated.
JIN: You'd never.
YOU: I did... Really. Why would you think I won't?
JIN: Uhh excuses me? I'm Mr. Worldwide Handsome you know! You'll never get a chance to have this face again!
YOU: Pft. Yeah you're right, I'd never.
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YOU: I cheated.
SUGA: You know that good girls go to heaven, right?
YOU: And?
SUGA: Do you know where bad girls go?
YOU: Uhhm... Yoongi, no? But where?
SUGA: They go to my bed.
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YOU: I cheated.
HOBI: I'm never dancing bapsae againn!
YOU: Yah! No! I was just joking Hobi!!!
HOBI: YOU BETTER BE OR I'LL SCREAM IN YOUR EARS!
YOU: Yah are you threatening me?
HOBI: I swear, I'll put you in my acorn pouch!
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YOU: I cheated.
JIMIN: I knew it! There's something going on between you and Jungkook!
YOU: What?! I was joking jimin. Why would you think that?
JIMIN: Oh don't worry I know you're joking.
YOU: Really? How?
JIMIN: Because I'm the one having an affair with Jungkook.
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YOU: I cheated.
V: I Knew it! That's why you won the game last night!
YOU: No, i don't mean the games... I mean I'm having an affair with another guy.
V: Oh... That was it? Okay. As long as you don't cheat on games.
YOU: Wft? You're okay with that?!
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YOU: I cheated.
JK: ...
YOU: I'm sorry, Kookie.
JK: So do I.
YOU: What?
JK: I cheated too.
YOU: Ayeee... Kookie I'm kidding!
JK: Well... I'm not.
YOU: Yah JEON JUNGKOOK!!!
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I missed making these lame scenarios 😁
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BTS Randomness Book II
HumorYou've already read "All About BTS Randomness"? or "BTS Tagalog Randomness?" Well hi baby! this is another book about BTS and my random jokes and memes, get ready vuz it got funnier and randomer if that's even a word. Enjoy! kthnxbye!
