- BTS WHEN THEY FOUND OUT YOU'RE PREGNANT -
YOU: Joonie, I'm pregnant! Look at this! *le gives the pregnancy test*
RM: *le broke the pregnancy test* Uhm, whatever let's just go to the doctor for an accurate check up.
YOU: We can't, Joonie. You'll break the doctor.
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YOU: Jin!!! I have a surprise for you!
JIN: Me too, sweety! But you go tell yours, first.
YOU: I'm pregnant!!!
JIN: ME TOO !
YOU: ...
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YOU: Yoongi, I have to tell you something.
SUGA: What is it?
YOU: Well uhm... I–I... I'm pre-pregnant. *le looks down*
SUGA: ...
YOU: Uhm, Yoongi?
SUGA: *le falls asleep from waiting too long for what you're going to say*
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YOU: Uhm, Hobi I think I'm pregnant.
J-HOPE: Omg! ARE YOU ASEXUAL?! We've never done anything!
YOU: We're both drunk last month we did it.
I-HOPE: OH MY GHAD! Eomma will kill me, she said I must get married first before having a child! BUT PLEASE LET ME NAME THE BABY SPRITE OR HAMBURGER!
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YOU: Jimin, I'm pregnant!
JIMIN: Good. Now c'mon let's go make more babies!
YOU: Bu-But, I just found out I'm pregnant.
JIMIN: Oh it's fine, I read on a website that we can still do it even when you're pregnant. *le winks*
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YOU: Taehyung, look! *le shows the pregnancy test*
V: Is that a flash drive?
YOU: No! It means I'm pregnant!
V: HUH?! WHO'S THE FATHER!
YOU: Taehyung, you're my only boyfriend!
V: I'm not sure, didn't you promise me you love seven of us without leaving anyone behind.
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YOU: Jungkook, I'm pregnant.
JUNGKOOK: Oh my god! How did that happen? I made sure not to kiss you!
YOU: You what?!
JUNGKOOK: My eomma told me that kissing makes a girl pregnant! I did not kiss you!
YOU: But we made love, Jungkook.
JUNGKOOK: Omo! Eomma lied to me? I can't – I should be your only baby!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! MAKE SURE THAT YOU KEEP EVERYTHING THAT EXPLODES AWAY FROM YOURSELF. STAY SAFE, STAY AWAY FROM EXPLOSIVE PARTS OF BODY– I MEAN EXPLOSIVE THINGS😂😂😂
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BTS Randomness Book II
HumorYou've already read "All About BTS Randomness"? or "BTS Tagalog Randomness?" Well hi baby! this is another book about BTS and my random jokes and memes, get ready vuz it got funnier and randomer if that's even a word. Enjoy! kthnxbye!
