You know what I hate....
Mom: *Yells* Krishna!!!!
Me: Yes mommmy!!
*no answer*
Me: -_- Yes moooom!!!
*no answer*
Me: wha di Bombo!!!
*get up and goes to her*
Me:Yes mommy u wanted me? O.o
Mom: You alright?
Me: -_- seriously???!!!!
So me get up out a my likkle comfort zone and go all di way downstairs and waste out di likkle energy me have fi you fi cum and a ask man irrelevant questions!! Kmft
Or
Mom: krishna!! Come here!!!
Me: ._. *goes to her* Yes mommy?
(She is in the kitchen siting down and I am upstairs in my room enuh)
Mom: Throw out sum wata inah wan cup fi mi nuh plz!!
Me: -_- seriously mommy di fridge deh right infront a yuh enuh!!!
Mom: likkle girl!!! go throw out di wata . Anuh ask mi a ask u a tell me a tell u!! awoah!!
Me: *throws out water and hands it to her*
Mom: Thanks sweetheart I was just tired
*Walks away*
Me: God fi just tek weh yuh damn foot and hand dem cuz u nah use dem!!! U eva tired wah happen to me me nuh tired too?!! kmt
Me hate when dem do dat mi coulda deh next door and dem enah dem room dem a call me fi cum turn on fan fi dem!! Chro dem a gwan like a dem alone tired dan anybody else!!
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