Jamaican Rant Book

Projects!!!!

You know wah mi nuh like when mi ave wan bag a project fi do inah one damn week. Like seriously -_- when mi aguh find time fi do dat now kmt

Mi ave dah project yah, den mi have dis den dat!! U serious and di teacher just deh deh a gi it out like a dem aguh do it chro man!!

Dem marks eva high too fi simple tings like fi creativity would a be 6-7 marks. Wha?!!!! Since when fi creativity ave suh much marks? Look here when mi a do my project it simple and mek mi nuh get di 80% and ova nuh... kmrct!!!  Dem wha sprinkles and colours and all dat........a u a gi mi di money fi guh buy decorating supplies O.o Mi just affi ask...

And u see when dem a gi project dem expect it fi cum bck ina one week. HAHA dem funny!!! :D Dem a get dat bck when mi done enuh and dats all mi a seh!!!

A wan time wan teacher mark mi dung fi contents. She gi mi 13 out of 15. U know seh mi guh back to di woman and ask har why? She look pan mi and seh thats not di same answers like wah she ave inah ar book!!! Like bitch wah?!!! Di way mi did wah slap ar up to rass!!! She did affi change it cuz mi did aguh mek mi madda cum up dere :) Plus di answers were right just not how she wanted it....Like bitch ain't it the same thing kmt!!!

U see fridays a myyy fridays nuh project nah do pan dem day deh enuh tv and everything first dem work awoah!!!!

Another ting mi wid projects......

U coulda deh deh and spend your whole night, money and effort a do it ....light gone, mosquito a bite u or u have diarrhea u finish it fi carry it in the next morning. You place it anah dem hand and when dem cum bck u hear seh dem cahh find it hehehe dem woulda have fi find it and gi a man dem backside grade dats all me a seh

CUZ!!!! Mi nuh know how u manage fi lose my project or when dem have the audacity fi tell u bare face inuh seh u neva gi dem kmt

Mi just cah bada when dem do it man!!!!! Chro!!!

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