We all know what im talking about..especially for the ladies :D
We treasure our socks n wi shoes like it's our life because..........
We have town, crossroads, half way tree or downtown fi guh n wi wah look gud so socks n shoes affi well clean!!!
Example:
*In class*
Me wah fi guh use di bathroom mi get up n guh ask di teacher n she/he seh yes. Two girl stand up inah di doorway n mi wah pass.
Me: Excuse me plz
Girl 1: *looks at me n then continues to talk to girl #2
Me: *kisses teeth n pushes pass them n accidentally steps on girl #2 socks*
Girl 2: Heyy dutty gyol u step pan mi socks enuh!!!
Me: Im sorry
Girl 2: U is wha?!!!! A idiot how u fi step pan mi shoes cum dust it off enuh cuz mi will mash u up!!!
Teacher: What is going on over there?
Girl 2: Miss!!! Dah likkle girl yah just step pan mi socks -_-
Teacher: English please!!!
Girl 2: This little girl just step on my socks miss
Me: It was just an accident miss!! :)
Girl 2: *kisses teeth*
Teacher: Krishna go to the bathroom and come back quickly to class!
Girl 2: But miss -
*Runs out of classroom*
Haha bitch thats what u get for not getting out of the way when I asked u to :D
PS. I did it on purpose :)
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