Lawd a god hotheads. Hotheads a di strongest type a people we know. Dem EVA a shout and a always a gi yuh di eye. As u look, say or even smell dem, dem aguh kill yuh rass!!!!!
Dem eva mek up dem face till it start look like grinch, di smallest ting u do dem penalize yuh fi it.
Dem mek you feel like you deh inah court about to face life sentence. Dem disgusting u see.
If me know seh mi nuh inah wan good mood and sun nah shine pan my side today why di hell mi woulda kotch up my hot up body round other innocent civilized beings.
You know wha too di ada day wan hothead come decide fi come shout off a poor likkle ol me. Hehe mi don't know a who trouble dem or a wah gwan wid dem dah day deh but dem neva did affi shout a fah mi.
Mi sure when dah bomb deh did drop pan mi di other day all spit did fly too!!! Woiier (wipes it off).
But no man dem a gwan too bad is like dem well wah come tek it out pan you enuh and u know wah me also realize dem tend fi tek it out pan di weaker one dem who nah do nothing too. Dem a hear noise and a shout affa u and well know seh anuh u enuh. U a tell dem seh anuh u and dem a swear pan god of a di cross seh dem see u an know seh a LIE!!!!! bwoy hothead people is very dangerous. Dem is like a walking time bomb as if u pass dem and look pan dem nuh way or even kiss yuh teeth dem a light fire pan yuh body and a tell you fi BUN UP!!!!
No man kmt is a sin man poppa jesus!!! Mi cah mange.....all up to now enuh di incident still deh pan mi mind, it scar mi, mi cah figet dat!!! Mi all a get emotional right yah now to rass!!! Dah day deh mi did wah bawl to enuh. I honestly don't like when people shout at me and it really did cut me deep mi kinda vex enuh......but mi nah mek it nyam mi out stillz. Forgive, forget and move on....
For example:
Girl 1: My girl mi need u fi move from out a mi way!!!
Girl 2: My girl lawd a who u tink you a talk to? ehh
Girl 1: (kisses teeth) Likkle girl mi nuh inah di mood enuh move out a mi way dutty gyol chro!!!! (Gives her a goku push)
Girl 2: Lawd!!! My girl why u affi a behave suh strong!!!! gwan man Jesus chriost is like di gyal did wah kill me off to blouse and skirt!!!!!
See wha mi a talk bout... My It teacher doe
Example:
Girl on the computer doing foolishness and teacher leans over her and sees it.
Teacher: No miss that is not what I asked you to do. Click the undo button for me miss.
Girl: (Confused to where the button is) -_-???????
Teacher: YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE UNDO BUTTON IS MISS!!!!!!
*Class is very quiet and everyone is looking at girl and teacher*
Teacher: There is the undo button!!!
Teacher: Yes!! Click it !!!
Teacher: Yes miss!!!!
Teacher: No No miss not like that!!!!
Teacher: Exactly!!!! Follow my instructions if you can't do that mi nuh want you back inah mi class!!!!(kisses teeth)
Girl: (Cut eyes)
Di woman should a see it an nyam it out...bout u a cut yuh eye rofl!!!!
Lawd a cuz you nuh know how mi did feel sorry fi dah likkle girl deh u see mi laugh u see. Mi mean seh di class room quiet enuh she neva did have fi loud up di thing. The girl could all neva did use to a computer. No man why so strong lawd!!! All a di strongaz dem unuh big up unuh selves!!!
P.S Mi a wan to enuh but mi nuh dem pan a level like dem!!! Boxcover!!!!
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