Jamaican Rant Book

Thirsty Headbacks!!!!

Lol mi cah bada enuh is like every chance sumbody get dem tell u how ur headback dry!!!

Worse ting is dem nuffin talk cuz dem own dry too!!!

Just like today mi sidung in a class a mind mi own buisness...

Friend: Lawd krishna how your headback dry suh?!!!

Me: u know seh mi nah ansa u doe :D

Friend: U know wah mi aguh start call u Sahara Desert because everytime mi luk pan ur headback it remind me of it :D

Me: Dry like yuh front gyol!!!!!

Teacher: Language language

*Friend and me giggles*

Me: woiieee skin out!!!!

Bwoy mi neva yet guh school wan day yet and sumbody nuh tell mi how mi headback dry or worse sumwhere unda neat me to bombat!!!

Dem need fi stop it man how dem nuh know seh people nuh have nuh money fi guh buy sum beeswax or hair oil !!! Dem fi leave di people dem alone man chro!!!!

PS. Mi can't talk to enuh cuz my headback dry too :)

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