Jamaican Rant Book

Is it just me?

Ugh I need to know if a me wan alone dis a happen to

1. Mommy call you and tell u fi wash up di two likkle dish dem inah di sink and when you look u see pot, 6 plate, knife, fork, cup......like seriously anuh two u seh did in deh!!! -_-

2. Mommy call u and tell u fi clean up your room and when u done she come and inspect it and see a likkle rice grain pan di floor and a cause up big excitement! Like why?!!! Wah di big comotion bout stop being so overdramatic lawd!!!

3. When u have a sweet likkle gossip fi tell yuh friend dem but dem a talk so u decide fi wait and when dem done u figet wha u did aguh seh!! Me hate dat!!! kmt ._. wuss when it sweet!!! No gurl!!!

4.When u a gwan good fi di whole day socks clean and shoes well clean and neat......and somebody guh step pan it. Like forreal!!! no man mi feel like fi stab you chro!

5. When u inah di lunch line long long and den u see di gurl infront of u a gi wan girl a skip and u decide fi gi wan bly and di time u look u see di whole school body a line up infront of u gurl!!! No man dat cah work!!! 

6. When bell ring fi next class and u hurry up fi get to class and di teacher stop and a tell u seh dem neva dismiss u. Is not the bell dismiss u is me dismiss u!! Well sorry teacher..so question what is the purpose of the damn bell den?!!!!! All me know seh when bell ring me a cut!! Awoah...

7. When u decide fi guh use the public bathroom and u see the toilet seat close down and u fraid fi use it because u nuh know wah in deh if u lift it up...

8. When u hear sumbody a sing ur favorite song and dem a spoil it up -_-

9. When teacher a call ur name and a seh it inah wan different language wah it nuh inah eg. You name baker and she a call u barker, all arker so miss since when u become illiterate to bombat!!! Cuz me sure seh people who bake cake nuh name barker chro!! Idiots!! -_-

10. When u a hurry up fi guh sumwhere and u fren deh behind u a roll like turkle!! Like likkle gyol walk tf up!!! Mi have places fi guh and people fi meet!! Chro

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