Ugh parents u gotta love them.............. -_-
Ha...I'm not saying that I don't love them but they can be really annoying at times. Dem always over react over the simple of things for no reason worse when it even unnecessary!
For Example:
Mom: Krishna u clean ur room yet? O.o
Me: Yes mommy!!!
Mom: *looks around the room and spots a candy wrapper on the floor* Likkle gyol!!! A wah dat pan di floor?!!! And a raise ur voice like is u run tings in here!! U is my madda now? Ehh cum beat me since u is my madda!!!
Me: ._. what??!!
Like seriously di likkle wrapper wah deh pan di floor mek u a gwan suh bad. kmt and how di me is ur madda convo cum bout?!!! Like see wha me a talk bout......IRRELEVANT!!!! kmt.
Another example:
Dad: Krishna come here!!!!
Me: *sighs* coming!!!
*Takes my little time up the stairs*
Mom: A wha did tek u suh long to cum to us?!!!
Me: *lies* I was in the bathroom
Dad: Oh..
Mom:I got a call from your form teacher today and she said that you and another student was in an argument.
Me: Bu--
Dad: Why u can't behave yourself in school?!!!
Me: *says in mind* dah man yah nah guh mek me explain mah self?!! >.<
Me: But daddy she was in my seat and I was telling her to get up but she didn't want to so it turned into a big blowup!!
Mom: Likkle girl why are u raising ur voice?
*Ignores her*
Dad: Dat explanation not really adding up..It don't make sense!!!
Me: ._.
Dad: Likkle girl fix ur face enuh fix it!! Oh!!
Mom: Listen!!! U get off a di hook dis time enuh but nuh eva mek teacher call me up a school fi yuh cuz mi will cum up deh wid me half a panty and brasier and cum buss yuh ass!!! U hear me?!!! Oh gwan weh u aguh!!!
*Walks away*
Me: Okay then ._.
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