Woiiie!!!!! Unuh hear bout di ebola?!!!! Nuh must cuz mi woulda well and know bout di disease weh a guh round and a kill everybody.
Lawd!! Mi fraid enuh cuz mi nuh ready fi dead yet Lord Jesus!!!! Mi nuh even repent yet bwoy!!!!
Mi still cah believe seh sumbody really get up and left dem country and gawn west africa and well and know seh wan deadly disease a spread deh suh!!! No man u need a bax!!!!!
Me as a person inah my right mind wouldn't do dat, u mad?!!!!
Kmt!!!! All me know seh enuh seh ebola cah cum a jamaica!!! Cuz if it cum everybody aguh dead.
An when me seh everybody enuh mi mean EVERYBODY!!!!!!! Man, puss,dog all rat everybody will be deading!!! We aguh become extinct like di tainos :D
Bwoy poopa jesus!!! Nobody nuff fi cum a jamaica and nobody nuh fi lef!!! Dem need fi lock up di border!!! Cum portia u need fi do sum fi a change and stop being a hippo. Lock up yuh mouth and work like how u claim seh u a do.
Chro man u have di dengue den the chikungunya and now di ebola a wha next?!! No man dem a gwan too bad now!!!
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