Teen Top Class Addition ( One Shot Collection){Requests open for a few days}

When you ask stupid questions

Cap

"Hey cap." You say softly, your eyes never leaving the fruit bowl on your kitchen table.

"Yes?" He asks, looking up from the newspaper he was reading while sitting across from you. His hair was messy and the smell of coffee drifted through the small kitchen as he adjusted his robe to his liking.

"Why is an orange named orange?" I ask, my eyes leaving the bowl and staring at him.

"Huh?" He asks, adjusting his glasses on the tip of his nose.

"Why did they name an orange an orange." You repeat slowly and louder so he could understand your question.

"Umm, i belive that julius cesar wanted to make the world simpler, so he named cesar salads and oranges." He says with a playful laugh, but stops when he sees you giving him an angered expression.

"You were serious?" He asks in disbelief as you nod your head silently, avoiding his eye contact.

"Why are you so serious about it?" He asks.

"Because it makes me upset." You say soflty before taking a swig of his coffee.

"Upset?"

"yeah!" you exclaim standing up from the table and throwing the orange back in the bowl and watch it bounce off the other fruits.

"wh-why?" Cap asks slowly and quite startled from your outbreak.

"BECAUSE! Do you think the orange wanted to be named and ORANGE? He obviously could have been named something else! I mean what about the green apple? Why couldn't it be named GREEN!? W-"

"But you have green grapes."

"OKAY A BANANA THEN! WHY COULDNT IT BE NAMED YELLOW?"

"But you have pineapples."

"...FML."

Chunji

"Aww look at the puppy!" yells Chunji as a lady walking her dog passes us.

"it was cute." you say while adjusting the shopping bag on your arm. It was a nice sunny day and you two decided to go on a nice shopping trip at the outlet mall.

"Hey look theres another one!" he says while pointing at a shitzu.

"Mmhmm."

"Yeah. What type of name is a shitzu? I swear, we could make a better name than that." he says while grabbing your hand.

"Well. what if it was a mix?"

"Like two dogs?"

"Hey chunji?" you ask grabbing his arm.

"yeah."

"would a bulldog and a shitzu mix be called b.s.?" you ask.

"JAGI!" Chunji gasps at your sudden 'curse word' (I mean come in its an acronym)

"im sorry?"

"Urg. potty mouth!"

"But would it?"

"..yes. it would."

A/N

Hey im back~~ sorry its short but I feel like I havent been on in FOREVA and my babies are being neglected. so ill have part two up soon.

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