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Psycho Red:
WHATS UP BITCHES

Arrow Dude:
YOURE BACK

Green Dude:
LIZZIE IVE MISSED YOU

America's Ass:
MY LIZZIES BACK

Grandpa:
YAY YOURE BACK IN THE GC
HOW IS MY DAUGHTER FEELING

Sacrificial Lamb:
Before she tries to lie and tell you that she feels fine. Let me update you. She's on a lot of pain meds, she's not walking or doing anything that requires a lot of movement, but she's doing good. Especially for someone that brain surgery and had her stomach cut open for internal bleeding.

Psycho Red:
I'm doing great guys. So anyone who's worrying needs to stop.

Grandpa:
My first daughter gets shot and nearly dies, scaring the living shit out of me AND then my second daughter nearly gets killed in a car accident because her freaking seatbelt wasn't on.
MY KIDS NEED TO STOP NEARLY DYING

Psycho Red:
Sorry dad

Sacrificial Lamb:
It won't happen again I promise dad.

Psycho Red:
But for now it's nap time soo goodnight fam

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