GBFF- my dad announced something today
Vampire- what's up Kev?
Juliet- Kev?
GBFF has added joseKat to the group chat
JoseKat- hey guys
SP- you alright Jose?
JoseKat- Kevin's dad and my mom announced they were...
Arch- having a baby?
GBFF- arch, no!
Juliet- haha
Romeo- getting married?
Ronnie- that's hilarious, it's so not true! I mean, they haven't even divorced their husband/wife yet
GBFF- ...
JoseKat- ....
Juliet- Ronnie, it's kinda right. Kev told me yesterday, Jose and Kev invited me over last night
Vampire- what?
Romeo- that's why you said you couldn't stay over at mine last night
Arch- is this a confession jug?
Romeo- no
Ronnie- talking of fathers...
Juliet- what happened V?
Ronnie- my parents are splitting up
Arch- Ronnie, I'm sorry
Ronnie- it's okay, I'm fine
Arch- my dad's gone
Romeo- is he-
Arch- god no! He just went on a trip and my mom's coming to look after me
Romeo- good, my dad's the new sheriff
SP- sick
Vampire- cool
JoseKat- that's good...?
Romeo- sorry Kevin
GBFF- it's fine, my dad loves being a boxing trainer
Juliet- that's better than my dad.
Romeo- what happened betts?
Juliet- oh nothing, he's just a serial killer
Ronnie- what
Arch- the
SP- bloody
Vampire- frickin'
GBFF- heck
JoseKat- !!!!!
Topaz- ...
Bombshell- mines dead but, well done Betty. You've got the award for the worst dad
Romeo- ...you mean he's the black hood?
Arch- that.... sucks?
Juliet- I'm fine, honestly. He almost killed me and my mom but I'm alive
Romeo- I'm coming over
Juliet- thanks Juggie, love you ❤️
Romeo- love you too betts ❤️
JoseKat- ewww
SP- they're expressing feelings everyone has, it's perfectly normal Jose
Topaz- wow SP. didn't know you could be so...philosophical
Bombshell- that's the word
SP- wow, so not offensive!
Vampire- haha. It's true though SP
GBFF- you okay betts? Wanna binge watch glee tomorrow with Cheryl, Toni, Josie, Ron and me?
Juliet- yeah. Gotta go, Juggie is here
GBFF- 😁😁 BUGHEAD
Bombshell- Kevin is currently expressing all the feelings we have in our hearts at the moment. I don't think I can hold it in........BUGHEAD IS SO CUUUTE!
Topaz- she's finally cracked
GBFF- Cheryl come round and we can squeal about Bughead being the best ship everrrr!!
SP- I'm coming!
Vampire- same!
Ronnie- yesss!
Arch- I'm coming too!!
JoseKat- count me in!!
Topaz- sammmeeeee!!!!!
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Riverdale oneshots
FanfictionAs the title says (Sorry in advance most of these are really bad and written a couple of years ago when riverdale was actually good, but I hope you enjoy anyway)
