A Chance Meeting | Chris Evans

Chapter 5

A week later

Captain RDJ😎 changed the name of the group to Shipping Chris

Captain RDJ😎
Okay people, I think it's time to bring Chris in on this

Renner🏹
Why? What's happened?

Scar🕷
Has she replied?

DuckBoy
What's happened?

DuckBoy
Still DuckBoy? Really?

DuckBoy changed his name to Falcon

Falcon
That's better

Banner🧪
I don't think Chris is going to be very happy about this...

Pointbreak🏄‍♀️
Chris hasn't been happy about anything for the last week...😞

Captain RDJ😎
Well maybe this will be just what he needs

Banner🧪
Don't hold your breath

Captain RDJ😎 added Chris 🇺🇸 to the group

Chris 🇺🇸
Is this important Rob? Because I'm not really in the mood to chat

Captain RDJ😎
You will be when you hear what I've got to say

Falcon
*read

Captain RDJ😎
What falcon?

Falcon
When he reads what you've got to say - he can't hear it

Captain RDJ😎
Priorities falcon

Chris 🇺🇸
I'm waiting...

Scar🕷
Before we start, just remember that we're your friends and we love you

Chris 🇺🇸
What have you done?

Pointbreak🏄‍♀️
Only got you the girl, my man

Captain RDJ😎
Hey, I called captain, so I'm explaining

Chris 🇺🇸
Explain fast Robert

Captain RDJ😎
Well we knew that you were blue after you got the big fat no from that girl

Chris 🇺🇸
I don't want to talk about that

Scar🕷
Smooth there Rob, ever think about being a counsellor with tact like that?

Falcon
Don't know about BEING a counsellor, he NEEDS a counsellor

Renner🏹
🙌🏻 falcon

Falcon
🙌🏾 Renner🏹

Captain RDJ😎
Falcon, Renner🏹 - any more and I'm kicking you out

Chris 🇺🇸
I haven't got time for this

Captain RDJ😎
I have a small confession to make. Tiny really

Chris 🇺🇸
What have you done Robert?

Captain RDJ😎
Don't be mad, but before I gave you the wallet, we all did some research on your girl and found that she had a tinder account

Chris 🇺🇸
So?

Captain RDJ😎
You don't know what tinder is, do you?

Chris 🇺🇸
No

Captain RDJ😎
It's a dating site

Chris 🇺🇸
So?

Captain RDJ😎
Well, we thought that the two of you would be a good match, so we sent her a message on your behalf. You can thank us later.

Chris 🇺🇸
How would you have done that? I'm not on this tinder thing

Captain RDJ😎
We may have created a profile for you

Chris 🇺🇸
What the hell? Tell me you didn't 😡
and you were all in on this?

Pointbreak🏄‍♀️
To be honest it was mostly Robert

Banner🧪
Totally Rob

Scar🕷
It's not as bad as it sounds Chris

Chris 🇺🇸
So you put all my details on a dating website? How is that not as bad as it sounds?

Captain RDJ😎
Missing the point here dorito - we messaged her and she replied

Chris 🇺🇸
She did?

Scar🕷
Yes 💕

Falcon
Yes

Pointbreak🏄‍♀️
Totally

Chris 🇺🇸
What did you say to her? Did she know it was from me? Does she know who I am?

Captain RDJ😎
Relax, she doesn't know who you are - we used my cousin Phil's photos and a different name, but everything else is you

Chris 🇺🇸
How many times has she replied? What did she say?

Captain RDJ😎
Ive just sent you the login details and password for the account so that you can see the messages

Chris 🇺🇸 has left the group

Captain RDJ😎
Well, you're welcome

Renner🏹
He's pissed at you

Scar🕷
Oh dear, that could have gone better

Banner🧪
I told you that he wasn't going to be happy

RDJ😎
Yes, yes, you are the font of all wisdom and knowledge. He'll be fine once he's checked it out