My Diggy Diggy One Shots

Yogsquest 2

So I saw a post on tumblr (Link in the comments below)  and I got really inspired and had to do this. It's a real life Sjips, set during the Yogsquest 2, episode 9 and later. I will be specifically referencing stuff, so it might be good if you have watched at least a few of these so you understand why Sjin is a blue blob and Sips is a sexy hairdresser xD*And I know I have other requests I should be doing, those will be out soon. I just really had to write about this.*

Sips' POV

(Contains Spoilers)

I stand there watching Hannah put blue face paint all over Sjin's face so we can record another few episodes of Yogsquest. He looks so cute, his blue eyes (Yes they are blue) sparkling. 

"Okay, I think we are good now." Hannah steps back to admire her handiwork. Sjin looks at me and I nod, approving. 

"About time, jeesh. Simon's face doesn't take half the time it does for Sjin." Lewis walks over and looks over his face. He gets really close to Sjin and I resist the urge to pull him away. It's fine. I take a deep breath. Sjin and I have been "together" for a while now. It all started at Minecon almost nine months ago. We had to share a room and one morning I woke up naked in Sjin's arms. It slowly progressed from there when I came to visit a month or so after and stayed with him. Something similar happened, but we wern't drunk. We are waiting for the right time to come out to everyone else. Maybe around the time I finally move to Bristol. . .?

"You're just jealous you don't have a cool outfit." I tell Lewis.

He laughs. "Okay, I'm going to go see how Simon and Duncan are doing, we will start in ten minutes." Hannah and Lewis exit Sjin's office, the door shutting behind them. I turn to Sjin and grin.

"That's a nice blue face you have there, be a shame if something were to. . .happen to it." I wink, putting my arms around his neck. 

Sjin puts his hands on my chest, keeping me from getting too close. "Lewis would have a fit. Later though. . ." His hands trail up my chest and shrug my jacket off. 

"Mmmm. . ." Suddenly I have an idea. "You know what we should do?" 

Sjin's eyes light up. "What?"

I take my hat off and put it on his head, pressing a kiss to his nose as I do it. "You would look so cute if you wore this," I wrap my jacket around him. 

I step back and look him over. I can't get over the fact that he is just so adorable. (Sjin is usually the cutesy one...why not change it up a little bit?)

"Perfect," I whisper, our hands finding each other. 

"I know you are," I grin. I kiss him once more, reluctant to pull away. 

"We should probably go. Wouldn't want anyone to get any ideas." Sjin squeezes my hand before letting go. 

We make our way to the set, finding the other two players waiting for us. "Why are you in Sips' jacket?"

*A/N Okay so looking back it was in fact Sjin's jacket, not Sips' but it is Sjips' hat. In this both are Sips' stuff*

Lewis comes and sits down, looking at Sjin's new outfit. "Um, sure. Are you guys ready to continue?" We all nod and the recording starts.

We reach Fat Stan's Diner and Lewis starts pulling people out of his box and putting them on the map of the diner. There are all kinds of different things. When Lewis brings out a rhino, Sjin picks him up and looks at him. I laugh. 

"We have some- some glory hunters-"

"Glory holers-" I butt in. (Time stamp: Episode 9: 8:30)

Sjin opens his mouth to say something, but Simon beats him to it. "I beg your pardon?" 

I laugh again and wink. Sjin's foot taps mine twice and I rub my foot against his in reply. I try and focus on what Lewis is saying, trying to keep my thoughts off Sjin. Which is really quite hard when he keeps giving me suggestive looks. 

We continue, myself not really doing anything of importance. Sjin decides to go over to Rhinodude, and I find myself slightly annoyed. After he gets rid of the other aliens, Sjin is hesitant to follow through with the arm wrestle. 

"Go on," Lewis says.

"Rip his arm off!" Sjin nods and we chatter a bit about what Sjin needs to roll.

Sjin wins, of course, and befriends the rhino. "Hey! There isn't room for him on the ship!" I protest. For some reason I really don't like this rhino. 

(Time stamp: Episode 10: 2:35)

"No, I wasn't gonna let him have a free ride." "Hey! You aren't the captain of the ship." "He has his own ship. He doesn't need ours."

Trying to keep track of what's going on, I hear Lewis say he has his own ship and we continue on. The rhino and Sjin start talking, ad we learn Sjin's people like milk and that the Rhino has met people like Sjin before. 

Simon makes a joke about Rhino milk and I can't help but say: "Don't get blue lipstick on his snout." Sjin looks at me, the only one to notice. 

We are forced to call it a day not long after when one of the cameras gets knocked over and breaks. "Alright, we will call it a day here. Let's continue this tomorrow. Try and be at the office by noon. No one's recording tomorrow, correct?"

We all shake our heads. 

"Okay, noon tomorrow. I'll help Turps figure this stuff out. Have a good night everyone." We get up and make our way to our offices to change. Since I was wearing my clothes under my outfit, I just have to take off my shirt and sweatpants. I toss my costume on the Hatfilms couch and wait for Sjin exit his office. 

When he does I can't help but laugh, he is dressed normal but the area from his neck to right above his eyebrows is very blue. 

"What?" I shake my head, unable to answer. "Siiiipsy. Don't laugh at meee." He whines.

I manage to stop laughing and get up. "I wouldn't if you wern't such a big babby."

"At least I'm not a jealous babby." 

I start walking away, calling over my shoulder: "Fine then, have fun sleeping alone tonight!" 

He frowns the entire way to the car. 

We don't speak until we get back to Sjin's appartment. Sjin heads straight for the bathroom and starts to wash off his face. I stand in the doorway and watch him.

Once he is done I walk up behind him and wrap my arms around his waist, pressing kisses to his neck. "I'm sorry." 

"Hmm. . .I don't know if I can forgive you just yet." 

I nuzzle his neck. "What if I told you I am really good at killing Blue Balls?"

*I have no regrets. None at all. Becuase I just put up two stories in one day! Over the span of like four hours! What now mom?!* :D