My Diggy Diggy One Shots

Trespassing

*I was watching Jaffa Quest while working on requests, and I got inspired by Duncan and Sjin’s interaction when Duncan gets mad he was cutting down the trees(Episode 11 - Simon’s Close-up!). So I hope you enjoy this. . .And there will be some weird minecraft logic so I apologize for the weirdness.

So I tried writing smut. *Blushes* *Hides face* *mumbles* If you want to leave feedback that would be much appreciated. *Runs away*

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Laljin

“It will put everything in a black pokeball that you can pick up,” I say into my walkie-talkie.

Turning away from the farm, my eyes scan the field, looking for Simon so he can give me a new task to do. The sight of decaying leaves catches my eye and I turn down the volume on my walkie-talkie, rushing over to SipsCo.

“Hey! What are you doing? Those are our trees. You can’t cut them down.”

I see Sjin weave his way through the remaining trees, picking up our saplings as he goes. “Oi! I can do what I want.”

“These are on our land. You can’t touch them.” Lewis’ shrill voice comes over the walkie-talkie, and I hear Simon hacking at a tree nearby.

“You’re on their land yet I still can touch you,” I throw a look in the direction of where Simon is, hoping he didn’t hear that.

“Sjin-” Lewis suddenly appears, looking between us.

“What’s going on?”

I point a finger accusingly at Sjin. “He’s cutting down our trees!”

“I just needed the wood,” I bite back a reply, throwing a glance Lewis’ way.

“I chopped down a couple trees,” Simon says, finally coming over.

I take my sword out and poke Sjin with the tip, pushing him back onto Sipsco land. “Get off our land!”

“Duncan, no. We don’t want to get the police involved. Come on,” He grabs me and pulls me away.

“Those were our trees.”

“You can’t just start jabbing at him.”

I huff. “Whatever. I’m going to link the shed to the factory.”

. . .~. . .~. . .

I climb up the ladder, going to grab a few more torches to light up the basement of the factory, slightly taken aback when I see Sjin walking in the door like he owns the place.

“Hey, what are you doing in here?” I grab my sword out, hear a thud behind me as Simon drops down from the factory wall he was building.

“Get out of here. You aren’t welcome here.” Simon takes his sword out too, Sjin getting too close for comfort.

“What’s going on now?” Lewis pokes his head up, climbing out onto the factory floor.

“Get out of here. Go.” I shove him.

“Wha- Duncan, settle down.”

I turn to Lewis. “No. He needs to be escorted back to the shit shack.”

I jab at Sjin again. “Fine, fine. I’m going- Hey! Watch where you stick that thing.”

“Oh, you have armour on, you’re fine.” I shut the door, ignoring Lewis. I pick up my walkie-talkie and press the call button. “I’m not going to kill him. I’m just going to make sure he doesn’t come back.”