My Diggy Diggy One Shots

..Notes..

TW: Highschool!AU~There are some inappropriate comments made, so just be warned.

Smornby and Side Sjips

"Hey Sips."

"Hey Ross, finish math?" Sips opens the door to the cafeteria and we make our way over to the lunch line.

"Course mate. Unlike you I actually want to get somewhere in life."

"Oh wow. I guess someone isn't getting the honor of working for SipsCo."

I scoff, grabbing a tray as we move through the line. "Like you are going to be able to afford my service. Besides," I pause as we pay. "You have Sjin to do everything for you."

"You're just jealous you aren't as great a builder as my Sjin is." We get to the table, Sjin turning around to look at Sips.

I sit across from them, Duncan and Kim on the other end. Their heads are bent toward each other like it is everyday. "Your Sjin? I think you have it backwards, Sipsy."

I take a bite of my pizza, content with the in-lunch entertainment. "Nah, no way. You are definitely the girl in this relationship."

I laugh, washing my pizza down with some milk. "If I'm the girl, then why am I always on top?"

Milk nearly spews out my nose, Sips blushing and stuttering.

"I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear that." Trott sits down, myself not able to greet him as I can't stop laughing.

Ridgedog, the only other person we hang out with that is in our lunch, sits down on the other side of Sjin. "what did I miss? And what's wrong with Ross?"

"You don't wanna know, mate." Trott pats my back as I calm down.

"Oh, okay. Whats wrong with Sips?" He asks, still looking at Trott.

"Oh, he's just grumpy because his bum is a bit sore from lay night." I break into another fit of giggles and Trott can't help but cover his mouth, a failed attempt to hide his smile. Sips gets up with his tray and he storms out of the lunchroom.

Sjin gets up and follows him, grinning as he calls out to Sips. "Uh, okay?" Ridge looks at us confused.

The rest of lunch is rather quiet, Ridgedog and Trott talking about a science elective they are taking. when lunch ends I wave goodbye to them, stopping at my locker to grab my stuff for chemistry.

Walking with my head down I don't notice the group of guys pushing each other until one of them runs into me.

"Woah, sorry mate." I turn to the person, seeing a God standing before me.

I quickly look away, turning away as well. "S'fine." I start to turn away but am stopped by a warm hand on my shoulder.

"Hey- wait a sec. We have next hour together, right?"

I think about it for a second, taking the chance to admire him. Like how his hair is a mess but somehow makes him look even more attractive...

"Uh, yea. I think so?" While I've never noticed him before, that being one of the few classes I actually have to try and pay attention in, I might have to start noticing him.

"Cool. Well, I gotta go to lunch, but see ya then!" He turns and trotts (lol) down the hall where his friends are waiting.

I watch him go, even after he turns the corner I can still see him, knowing I have fallen for this man.

I go to class, watching the minutes tick by. Finally the bell rings, Mrs. Proasheck reminding us to read chapter fifteen for Friday. Something I probably won't be doing.