"Um what is all of this," I ask in shock at the sight of all the bodies
"Oh Lav you're home"
"Yeah I would've been home earlier but well dad forgot about me"
"Jack!" My mom yells at him
"Hey I didn't forget she just didn't pay attention to me when I told her to walk home"
"You could've texted me"
"Yeah but I didn't. Anyways how was school"
"I don't want to talk about it but um why are they all here" I point to my "family" members
I put quotes on the family because they aren't my biological family but family friends that I just call my family
"Well they may or may not be moving in"
"Excuse me what!" I state in shock at this news
"Well we have a big house so we figured why don't we all live together"
"First of all the fact you just made a pun makes me really mad and second EXCUSE ME WHAT!"
"Oh Lav we aren't that bad" my oldest uncle Jonah says
"You sure about that"
Meet my aunts and uncles
There's a lot of them
First, we have Uncle Jo and Aunt Tate
They met through a music video shoot for the band
After them, we have Uncle Corbyn and Auntie Christina
They met long before the band. I've never actually been told the whole story all I know is they were dating before the band and during and well now
After them we have Uncle Dani and- well Uncle Dani is single, we're trying to find him a lover but he's just really picky
After Uncle Dani, we have my very last aunt and uncle
Uncle Zek and Aunt Kay
Again I'm not really sure how they met but they did and they're really cute
Oh by the way uncle zeks real name is Zach but I like calling him Zek cause it's funny
Also, my first word was Zek when I was trying to talk to him
Funny I know
Well, now you know my family.
Well, my "family". My real family is different but I still have a ton of aunts and uncles no matter what
"Anyways Lav, go give them a tour and assign rooms to them"
"Cant they figure it out themselves"
"Lavender!"
"Okay okay chill. Well fam let's go right this way"
I lead them up to the rooms and show them places they can stay
"Whichever one of you have the loudest sex go to the farthest room away from me. I don't need to hear it"
"Um, Lavender why do you know what sex is?"
"I'm 15, not 5 Uncle Zek. Plus my mom and dad literally have it constantly. It's actually pretty annoying"
"Okay that was way too much information"
"Sorry. But now go away and choose your rooms. I have things I need to do"
I walk away to my room and flop onto my bed
Today's been way too long for me
It was the first day of school and I already got bullied, made no friends, AND my whole ass family moved in with me
I think this can be considered the worst day ever
